ANSWERS: 55
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I would pretend I'm not home.
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Invite him like a friend for a cup of coffee and look forward to an interesting discussion with a very well educated and intelligent man. He could even stay over night and I would even offer my house to him.
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I would be delighted to meet this man. It's been a long time since we had intelligence in the Whitehouse. I hope he brings the rest of the family.
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I would say, "Hello." Find out what he wanted. Tell him what I think of his administration so far which isn't much. I would be respectful but I would also let him know I think he is driving the last nails in the coffin of the USA.
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Tell him to 'take a hike' yo...
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I'd apologize for the mess in my house and invite him in anyway! I would love to meet him and find out more about his thought processes regarding governing the nation. And I'd offer him a few dog treats to take home to Bo. :-)
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First things first I'd capitalize his last name. Then I'd apologize for the mess, and invite him in.
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i'd open the door and say, "i'm sorry, there's no one here by that name" and close the door...
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Let the dogs answer the door.
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smoke a joint...... no
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be so excited !!! id invite him in and be like wow the president in canada
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I'll open the door and point to the "No Solicitors" sign at the door.
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Invite him in. Offer a drink, then sit with him to chat. Ask him what he's doing in Malta. Give my views on anything that we talk about. That would take a while.
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I'm a typical white person from a small town. We're not important to him b/c we're "too clingy". No worries 'bout him showing up at my door.
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Say hello, get very excited, and start talking to him until 10 AM the next day.
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tell him i'm sorry but i am taxed enough already
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take him for a drink at the three frogs in wokingham
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Give the secret service water and coffee, serve the Pres (and family if present) some appetizers, and look forward to some interesting conversation.
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Kiss him!
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Just shut the door on him and go on about my day .
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id ask him for a job in the white house
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Invite him in he's the President for craps sake then explain to him that I'm a Fiscal Conservative and that his insanely large spending programs will not help the country. I have history on my side to back me up. Of course I would do all of this in a respectful manner his the President for craps sake.
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id say are you lost?
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I'd ask him if he has Michelle's permission to be out, since he needs it for everything else.
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I would slowly shut the door and let my husband know his commander in chief is at the door and go back to what ever I was doing.
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Hide my stash.
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Dude, did you bring the beer and pretzels or do we have to send out one of the secret service agents.
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I would ask him, Is Hillary on the back seat of your limo..LOL
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Something must be wrong because I know of nothing that I've done so great that would warrant a visit from the U.S. President.
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let him inside?
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I would invite him and ask him: Why are you destroying my country with your socialist proposals. Why are you driving up the deficit so that my kids won't be able to pay it
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i would be very nice. all im going to say.
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Tell him to go home.
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Ok +3million people protested about the election there were continuous riots till now, and you said the election MIGHT be a fraud????? dude the whole government is a fraud!
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Kiss his ass. I'm a journalist with the White House Press corps.
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i will open the door with great care and then suddenly will kick hard to him and will say getout from here
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I will never advice you for less than a million dollars.
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open it, and politely tell him, " he is not welcome.... and never will be.....i consider you to be most unAmerican , American ,bigoted and partial, president...that i have ever 'read' of or 'known' of....but , i wish u peace, with God and yourself"....
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I say "hey hows it hanging?" and invite him out back to have a smoke and check out the hilarious answers to this question on AB.
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I would ask him what he wanted.
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Invite him in for a beer
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I would slam the door and call the law.
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Invite him in, drug his tea with some sodium pentathol, drill him for info, dissapear, and post the video of the interrogation on Youtube. In a perfect world. I'd really just probably ask him why he's here. I have a distaste for anyone with power.
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Smoke a cigarette with him and drink some beer! Then I would take him to the local smoke shop and let him pick the flavor of my J
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id invite him in for a drink and a j
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Show him his way of my private property!
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invite him in for a beer summit
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Invite him in, and try to start a talk about basketball.
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congratulate the new Nobel Peace Prizewinner and offer him refreshment
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I would ask him if he wants a beer.
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I'd tell him they have room at my neighbor's house.
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Invite him in, offer him a beer and tell him I have some concerns I would like to chat about if he has the time. I don't understand people who say they would show him the door in the least. If you had the opportunity why not talk to the president about your concerns? Is intelligently discussing your views too hard for you?
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Invite him in and congratulate him at winning the next general election. Just in case he does.
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i'd probably be soooooo overwhelmed that the most powerful person in the world were at my front door that i'd probably stand there dumbfounded. i'd do that for any living president. come to think of it, i'd probably be even more amazed if a deceased one showed up. :)
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i sit here right down in my desk chair and let him read ab stuff to get an idea of what people think about him. +5
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