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A ninja pirate > all.
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A viking.
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A ninja would kick that scurvy rear.
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They all know karate or some form of it dont they. At least in the movies the do. They would kick each others ass.
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Oh I would bet on the pirate, hands down. Their a very sinister bunch, they are.
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It should be pretty obvious. 1. Pirates never travel alone, his crew would be with him. Unless he was with a wench anyway, though I think we can assume a ninja wouldn't disguise himself as such. 2. Pirates can fly. The winner is painfully obvious.
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Is it a singing pirate? And is the ninja actually the late Chris Farley? If the answer to either of these questions was yes, then the pirate would win. Singing pirates are badass. Arrr! Sing for your life or walk the plank, matey! Then again, ninjas can like shoot fireballs from their eyes and cut people in half with their minds, or something. It could swing either way. Of course, if it's a ninja pirate, he's practically immortal. The only thing that can beat a ninja pirate is maybe a tiger holding a chainsaw in his mouth. A tiger with superpowers.
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Ok since it is a requirement for a pirate to have only one eye lol I would have to say the ninja.
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If we're referring to a holywood pirate--they would probably win. But I'de still root for the ninja.
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butt-pirate. Got all the skills of a pirate and is sneakier than a ninja.
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Ninja. They have swords. Haya!
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Neither, they would both blow up because of the amount of awesomeness in the vicinity.
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What if ye were a mushroom who was a ninja by training, but a pirate by trade? http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/yarr/ this little cartoon will explain all. Yarr
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on most accounts it looks like the stealthy Ninja's would win but all the pirate would have to do is turn around and breathe that sick rum breath on em and then stick his wooden leg up his ass. Take that ye hardies!!!
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The pirate would win of course because he way tougher than some cowardly ninja that has to wait in secret to attack. Even if the ninja managed to cut him a few times this hardy pirate would finally slice that ninja right in the gullet and swab the deck with his pathetic carcase and finally toss his body over to feed to the hungrily awaiting sharks. If the ninja tries any throwing star tricks the pirate will just pull out his pistol and blast that ninja into oblivion.
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Pirate wins hands down.
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Ninja. Because they are fast and tricky!
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dude, a ninja would totally win. no contest. a pirate wouldnt even be able to touch the skillfull ninja.
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Well for starters the pirate would most likely be drunk, lessoning his coordination and judgement. The ninja would obviously be quicker, and most likely have some sort of projectile, whether it be throwing stars, or daggers. The only way I can see that the pirate would have any chance at all is if he had a gun. no matter how fast the ninja is with his sword, a bullet is faster, less of coarse were talking about the ninja from Ninja Scroll. In that case, say good bye peg leg.
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Ninja's besides the coolers weapons, ninja is more fun to say. "I am the Ninja!"
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I like pirates. Ninjas come steal my toast every morning.
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Pirates cos they got rum and treasure ;0
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Whats the question? Who would win a fight? What do you like better? What are cooler? etc etc etc
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A Ninja.
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a ninja
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Ninja. Click my avatar and read my profile for a hint as to why ...
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Its not a question of whether pirates or ninjas would win, its a question of whether pirates and ninjas together could beat a vampire viking cowboy?
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ninjas............
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Pirates - think Johnny Depp!
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NINJA!! 1. We have cooler weapons that don't take two minutes to reload. (i.e. shuriken vs. cannonballs.) 2. We're WAY faster. Hobbling around on a peg leg certainly doesn't help. 3. Remember scurvy? Yeah. Pirates die young whilst asians live till they're 120! 4. Silent killers. We get the job done fast and efficiantly. No YARGGGHHHHH! getting in our way. 5. We have the hotter women. You have to admit everyone loves a pretty asian girl. 6. Even if one of us dies by some rare occurence, theirs five more of us to take his place. 7. For those of us who like anime, Naruto could kick Monkey D. Luffee's ass any day. 8. And last but not least, everybody loves kung-fu fighting! HYAH!
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Pirates.They have fancy puffy shirts.
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Pirates, no doubt about it.
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I'm gonna have to say Ninjas. They are sneaky lol :)
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Ninja's of course :)
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Ninja pirates. They stalk in the mainsails, they creep through the forec'sle, they can slice a yardarm in twain with the very force of their blow, and hit a parrot in between the eyes with their stealthy ninja pirate stars. Yar!
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Tough call! I think Ninjas. Black is a slimming color.
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As the asker of the question I'm gonna have to say ninjas. Always loved em' always will. They're much sexier(sorry Egico), much faster, and always finish the job. Figuratively and literally. ;)
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It depends on the situation. Consider Jack Sparrow as a person, and I would have to say pirates any day of the week. Consider the assumed skill level and physique of a ninja, and I would have to say ninjas any day of the week. It's a tie.
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Pirate-ninjas. This is not a compromise. Pirate-ninjas are better than pirates and ninjas combined, even though that's exactly what they are.
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Ninja.
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Ninja, you'd never see those crazy suckers coming.
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this was a trick question because we both know the correct answer to this question is Spider-Man
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Ninjas!
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Ninjas!
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Pirates.
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I gotta go with Ninjas. I was a ninja for Halloween...it was awesome!
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Pirates all that swashbuckling can turn a girls head:-)
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I like Nirates and Pinjas.
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Pirates. I have to say that Thanks to Johnny Depp!
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just an fyi.. pirates get ALL the booty :P
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Pirates, mate!
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Ye be kidding with me? Lest I board ye vessel and make scurvy ridden scalawags of ye crew of sea dogs, we know the answer. Land Lubbing Ninjas couldn't stomach the high adventure on the high seas. As A Buccaneer, I think it is clear where I stand here. Drink up me hearties...
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I have more ninja friends than pirate friends. I go ninja if i have to choose, but technically, I am GDI.
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Ninjas silly :)
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Well, they no has "Ass Ninjas", so I choses Ninjas.
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Ninja pirates! A cross between ninjas and pirates - cos they both rock!
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I don't know, neither side has tried to recruit me yet...so I'm still on the fence about this one.
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the pirate...because he'd cheat to win lol
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The pirate. He can sail. The ninja would just run on the water, and lose his energy!
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NINJAS, NO MATTER WHOT!
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Playboy bunnies.
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Of course I would say Ninjas :)
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Have you seen the ninjas running around here? Of course I am going to say ninja.
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chuck norris
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Pirates because they have The Captain.
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Definitely the Pirate!!!
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ninja they are super cool.
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Well I'm a Ninja on AB, so I'll go with that.
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Piranja?
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Pirates hands down! I should be makin' ye walk the plank fer even suggestin' otherwise...
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Neither. SAMURAI! -
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Aye, pirate it would be
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Ninja, he'd hop around and in seconds decapitate the pirate.
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ninja. i know because i am one!
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Nubs, NINJAS WOOD WON CUZ THEY IZ DA BESTEST EVA N DEY R FAST N SHIT.
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Typically a Ninja
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pirates are ruthlesss swashbucklers but ninjas are better trained so ninja is my choice
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pirate; as soon as the ninja started to wave his weapons around, trying to look pretty, the pirate would pull his brace o pistols and cap the ninjas sorry a--!
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A ninja - they have super powers.
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A pirate, they play dirty!!!
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ninja
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well ninjas have sweeter moves so that would be my vote... unless the pirate has a musket because nothing beats a long ranged melee attack! lol!
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Duh, ninjas.
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lol the ninjas of course, pirates and there swords and yelling ''arr'' are going down! Lol
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Pirate!=D
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This depends. Most likley the ninja would win because he or she could sneak up behind and slit the pirates throat with a knife. Ninja's great skill comes from their enemies not seeing them. If the pirate saw the ninja he could shoot him with a musket or crossbow. If they both fought on level ground with no place to hide standing 100 ft away from each other fully aware of each other i would say the pirate. He could pick off the ninja with his musket. If he missed however the ninja could kill him before he could reload and shoot again. In a swordfight the ninja would most likley lose because he is made for steath kills, not combat. Also pirates wear leather and sometimes even chainmali armor.
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ninjas 4TW!!! ;)
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The Pirate. He's more likely to have a gun, and shoot the ninja mid-jump.
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Probably ninja. Their primary job was killing. The pirate's primary job was stealing. Also, if you're in a fight it's a good idea to have your wits around you, and a few bottles of rum will have its detrimental effects. Having only one leg, one eye and one hand can also be a disadvantage, and just when you're about to strike, your parrot will screech in your ear.
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the ninja first he'd blind the pirate using smoke bombs then using a throwing star kill his parrot, then bring out his sword and slice the pirate up using his superior fighting skills.
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ninja!!!!!!!!
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pirates... duh... why? one word they have guns...(yeah yeah thats three words, but im got going back to fix it... im too lazy)
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Depends. Are they fighting at sea? then pirate. Is the ninja allowed to be stealthy and do sneak attacks like they are supposed to, or is it put them in a ring to fight it out? I'd say the ninja would win all close quarters combat but unless he hit a vital point quickly with a dart or shuriken from a distance the pirates oldschool grenades would win it for him, the guns were so inaccurate they would miss most of the time so I don't count them.
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Pirates. Even if ninjas did manage to kill pirates, pirates will become a skeleton and scare ninjas away. I too used to like ninjas better, but if you listen to pirate music like Alestorm, you will all likepirates better and wish you never voted ninjas.
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