Fire works..lol

to know why the alarm went off

same thing as time before, something about party being too loud - really helps to know the deputy!!

to tell us to keep it down

To ask if her kid could join my brothers baseball team.

To say that I didn't need to turn on my red light.

They had gotten a call about a "woman screaming" from my neighbors. So they were coming to check and see if I was OK. Only problem was, I wasn't home -- the "woman screaming" was actually two of my cats fighting.

They came ound to hear just how loud my neighbours were being. They had a bifg torch, it was the middle of the night, I was cranky, it was fun :)

A cup of coffee. They were my colleagues.

when my then 13 yr old son had gone "raiding" Halloween night, pelting neighbor's houses with corn that him and his friends had gotten from nearby corn fields. The policeman was able to put Jared at the scene because when they arrived, J & his friends got scared and ran...J left his backpack..with his name and address on it. It's funny now..it wasn't then!

Next door neighbor didn't like my 17 foot box van parked in MY driveway so she complained that I was in violation of the business license regulations. The laugh was on her. See it is an ex Uhaul Ford E-350 with a cabover box. I have converted it to a toy/trailer hauler. IT IS AN RV. Not a business vehicle. I showed it to the police and showed them the paint drawings I had been doing on the side of the van to get rid of the Uhaul colors. They laughed and told me to have a good day.

They wanted everyone at my party to shut the hell up. =P

To give me back a diamond ring that had been stolen!

me...

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They have never been to my house. They came to my college dorm room once because the music was too loud, but we were already tipped off and the music was loud but not blaring and they really didn't have anything to say.

They wanted to know if I saw anything after my neighbor got shot. I told the police that I heard something like a giant piece of sheet metal dropped from the 3rd floor (gunshot). Then I saw a kid running. They seemed to be shady people with cars coming in and out in the middle of the night. It got quieter outside after the surviving family moved.

To pick up the remnants of a meth lab. Really.

The kid next door. They knocked on the wrong door obviously.

To make sure that the complaint I called in was legitimate. (There was a car with people in it driving through the neighborhood taking photos of houses.) And then they asked to see my I.D., because they had a warrent out for someone of a similar name. (That part was odd.)

They came when I called 911 for a medical emergency I had..Glad they came, because the officer was a good friend of my husbands. I was scared, he helped, it's nice when you're not surrounded be strangers when your reaally sick.

To ensure my daughter was OK. My ex-wife called the police saying I was abusing my daughter. My ex-wife hasn't been legally allowed to see our daughter in over 5 years.

My vote in a coming election. Before that my help in finding a young teen who had ran away from them. That only took a half hour to find. Before that was two teens who just about lost their life's. Because they where riding their bikes on the hi-way at night. Without no lights or reflectors on them. And do to this caused a auto accident to occur. The lucky part was that they never got hit. But I know a car that was done for, do to it. But like I've said before. The car can be replaced, but a life can't. I found the two kids & took them home, with help of another driver who stopped. Then made the call to the State PD about the accident. Turns out that those two teens parents had left them both to live on their own. More or less their parents both had ran away themself. When one of their Grandparents found out the news. She took care of them & gave them both a home to live in. With what little she had, but a Heart of GOLD......God Bless that Grandmother & Thank God for keeping those two teens from being hit & killed in the accident & for that one driver who stopped to help........M.C.S.

An Officer brought me home after my car stalled. My wife and I loaded up the tow chain and went after it in the other car.

I had borrowed a pair of Sting's sunglasses, and they stopped by to pick them up on the way to their next gig. Ok, just being a wise-ass. Actually... my last visit from the cops was quite some time ago. I was drinking with some friends in our backyard, and someone complained that we were being too loud (3am on a wednesday) and that my idiot friend kept throwing empty cans over the fence into their yard. When the cop showed up, he asked for my ID, and I reached for it before realizing that I wasn't wearing any pants. A little embarrassing, but it all worked out ok in the end.

My nan . Held up the local supermarket again with her knitting needles.

Sting wanted to know what I thought of his new haircut;)

I called them to report a scam being perpertrated in our neighborhood . . OF WHICH I FELL FOR!!! :(((((

They were capturing a guy who had ditched his car and tried to escape on foot..They tackled him right in a pile of dog sh*t it was funny as h*ll!

True Story!!! Someone had stolen the emergency lights of a squad car & they came to us first....the nerve...!!!!

This: Have you seen this man sir? Which man, there are two pictures there? This is him in disguise, this other one is him without it. Either way, I haven't seen him Are you sure sure. I'm sure. Could we have a quick look inside? No. Why not sir. If you had a search warrant you would be waving it in my face. But the suspect could have entered the premises unnoticed. No, I am alert, lert is my middle name, and I have a dog that misses nothing and is very protective. Want to see her? No, that won't be necessary sir. Let us know if you see him lurking in the area. Righty ho officer. Don't trip getting into your car and hurt yourself, will you?

I'm sorry but the constitution clearly states I don't have to incriminate my self....... : P

To help us figure out who was shining a laser pointer into our windows

figure out who stole my bike... some help they were :( maybe they wanted to be on Camden's camera???

They were dropping off my ex-husband at 3 am, after he almost got nailed for BWI (bicycling while intoxicated). The flashlight in my eyes when they came into the bedroom wasn't a very nice touch.

I don't think the police have been to my home for over 15 years and even then, I can't recall why they came! Probably because a neighbor complained about loud music or something.

To arrest me! Thank God I am out of the country. I have 5 outstanding warrents for doing stupid things like drinking and driving. I wonder why I changed when I came to Europe and people drink more here. I guess I do not have the stress I used to. I no longer drink and drive and I did it without going through those expensive court ordered classes.

A doughnut....;)

The police woman had slid off the road in the snow and couldn't get her cruiser out of the ditch. She wanted to know if she could wait for the tow truck somewhere warm.

He wanted to know what time we were going boating.

My ex-brother-in-law.

They wanted me to take my hands out of my pockets and then recite my home address.

they wanted us to take care of our elderly neighbor while her stepson was in jail for DUI

Tried to convince me to press charges on someone and give a victims statement..LMAO

Ask me why my neighbors were fighting earlier in the evening.

They didn't want anything, I called them to remove a very large bull from my grandson's swimming pool.

To let us know that a 16 year old boy had just hit our mail box and crashed through the fence. I'll bet his father wasn't too happy when he got a look at the car.

They were arresting my neighbor and just wanted to be "buzzed" in to the apartment building, so they could surprise him at his door ...

I called them on my older brother who does not live there. He was going all frickin nuts on me..And I was trying to get ready for work.

Wellness check at the request of our family physician

MY wife saw someone stealing from our neighbor and called them. They just wanted to know what she saw.

Wanted to know where my other neighbors lived because they had a subpeno for their arrest & the cops always stop at my house because I know almost all of them & ask me where my neighbors lived.

They've never come, and I never invite them.

To search my room for no apparent reason.

They wanted to help my mother, who was having a really severe migraine. (We thought she was having a stroke, so we called 911.) Thanks, guys!

Into my shop to seek refuge...I laughed afterward

I have never had the cops at my house for me. Last time it was because my boyfriend's friend brought a girl over our house that he was cheating on his girlfriend with. Long story short the girlfriend showed up and started wigging out at 4 in the morning and the neighbors called the cops.

ah the police havent been to my housr at all

me

Someone hit our mailbox and dragged it down the street in the middle of the night. A very nice cop found it and returned it to us.

they wanted some kid i never even heard of.o wait they had to drop off my brother cuz he missed the bus and my parents wouldnt pick up the phone.

the police has never been to my house. the last place i lived i made my roommate call 911 because a guy was trying to hide in our back yard. i wasn't too smart, i went up to him in my pj's, i was within a foot of him. he could have done anything to me. all he did was say "lady, please don't call the police" and ran! when the police showed up i learned that a prisoner had escaped and fit his discription.

My roommate and her boyfriend were fighting, loudly, and he was throwing things around and breaking shit. Someone eventually called the piggies, who were delighted to come, because I'm the organizer for the local Copwatch program. (We patrol the streets with cameras and recorders to make sure the cops aren't harassing anyone or breaking the law. You can imagine how much the cops like me.) In Canada, police have extraordinary powers in cases of domestic abuse (in theory to protect women from harm), and they used the opportunity to snoop around the apartment and watch me putting on my pants. Normally my response to any cops at my door is, "Come back with a warrant," but in domestic abuse cases they can just walk right in. My roommate's boyfriend was stoned to the gills on morphine and was out on parole. If the cops had arrested him, he'd have gone to jail for a year or two. The cops of course knew me, and when I asked them to take him to detox instead of jail, the cop asked for a bribe: if I'd give him the pin on my hat which says "NEVER TRUST A COP" he'd take him to detox instead of jail. Of course I paid the bribe and the cops went away happy to drop off my roommate's asshole boyfriend at detox. And then I replaced the "NEVER TRUST A COP" pin with an "ARM THE HOMELESS" pin.

To ask about anything we knew to the murder that happened next door to us.

They told me "It is not an emergency, but your mother wants you to call her" At the time I did not have a phone and usually called Mom collect at least once a week but it had been almost a month.

So my friend could talk to them about his psycho ex g/f calling him over and over after he told her not to (all times of night a good hundred times).

they wanted a blowjob.

you must be black....the police don't come to most people's house!

to save my life!

To search the house for my ex partner as someone told them he was at my house!! They were damn right rude to!!! Not happy!!

For me and my brother to either press charges on each other, or to take our drunk asses back in the house. lol

To wish me good luck on my retirement as a police officer for 44 years. I have seen a lot.

I was supponeaed

the neighbors called the cops on me and my boyfriend. they said we were being very loud and arguing. we were actually having really great sex! LOL i guess they were jealous ;)

police has never come to my house!

They thought I had robbed a house because my car was seen driving past at around the time....thats rural England for you! Oh and everytime I sleep in my car (quite often dont ask) the police wake me up beacuse some simple minded sheep of a conformist rings them, because they think I might of commited suicide in there!

They wanted to return my 38 special after the false charges filed by a neighbor was dismissed. (the neighbor was watching when the deputy handed the gun to me.......... they moved 4 days later) sweeeeet

To arrest my mothers ex who was trying to smash down our front door. He claimed the house was his (even though my mother lived in it before he did & payed all the mortgage) & that he had a right to live there. A**hole. The police responded in like 5 minutes! YAY for police! =)

A cup of tea :) My uncle was on a break x

They were out in front giving my son a ticket.

To search my house for drugs and alcohol bcuz there was a party and no one was over the age of 21 ha still havent gone to court yet

I call them because I saw a homeless man break into a car to steal the ipod on the front seat.

my father. he was accused to be a rapist.

They wondered where baldy lived.the one who didn't pay his ex child support.

The police said my neighbors were complaining about the odor of the dead bodies in my backyard. They told me to bury them or they'd take me in.

They told me to turn the music down as my party was very loud.

My bastard friends sent a male stipper over dressed as cop. Ha ha. Bastards. I guess thats payback for the fat Russian I sent to their house. At least she didn't handcuff me while they took photos!

Asking if we had seen anything suspicious near our house... people down the road got robbed

they were rescuing a bird that was stuck in the sand behind my family's beach house! haha, pretty innocent

The band to lower the voume.

My complete silence and undevided attention.

just to say hello

I don't want to go out on a pedestal, but I have personally seen accidents; i.e. driver talking on a cell phone never seen the red light. Typically, when talking on the cell, people are not giving their full attention to their surroundings or other drivers. This is a formula for many preventable episodes with blue lights flashing. Let's save all of us some money. Just don't talk while driving. No police tickets, no lawyers, no judges, no car repair, no insurance increases, no hospital bills, and, hopefully, no coroner fees and funeral costs.

Looking for a runaway in the neighborhood.

To evacuate us due to a forest fire. It was 4 am and they would not shut off their sirens until we came out. While I appreciate their service, they could have waited until a decent hour...

I called them about noisy neighbors and then there was a drug bust up there- yaaah! They are gone! Got good neighbors there now! Babies crying and toddlers fussing is much better than awful music, loud crashes and doorbells ringing all hours of the day and night.

I had called them to tell them I found someone's Blackberry sitting in the middle of the street. They came to pick it up and were going to try to find who it belonged to.

The only Cop that has been to my house is my Dad.

Coffee.

Nothing, they were dropping me off.