ANSWERS: 41
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You kill the toilet first.
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Dont take his sh*t.
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pee in the sink
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take more
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Get off acid, apologize and offer her a glass of water, then calmly but firmly throw a petrol bomb at the toilet. Really, it's just common sense.
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Replace that thought with: Richard Simmons wants to play twister with me. That's not as bad. Oh wait...
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Quick kill yourself; don't give the toilet the chance... :-)
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the toilet doesnt want to kill you think about fluffy clouds
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Poop in the kitchen! Then in the morning you will have a nice juicy reminder of why you will never do Acid again!
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Stop doing acid, that's tacky.
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Try it, we'll see who dies, you might be on acid but I have knives & a gun
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It's not just the toilet-all your household fixtures HATE you!
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Don't take acid in the first place?
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first go outside... take a look around... realize that it is in fact snowing... go inside... get a coat... come outside... have a wicked fun snowball fight with the leprechaun who keeps laughing at you... exp +2
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You must sacrifice yourself to the porcelin God !! Stick your face deep into the bowl, and take a deep breath of toilet water.Trust me !! It's better that way. You don't want to give the sink a chance to kill you from behind because it wants to kill you as well.After you are gone, they will devour your body. All that will be left is a pair of shoes.
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Puke on it!!
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Drink milk. Lots and lots of milk.
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Stick that empty head of yours in and flush.
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Whatever you do....DON'T FLUSH!!
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Let it.
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Talk to the tub. He's a reasonable fellow and will protect you from the toilet. If a diplomatic resolution can not be accomplished, take action by stuffing dirty underwear down its throat. Toilets don't like being gagged by dirty undies.
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don't look in the mirror
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I will say a prayer for you that you won't take acid again. Life is too precious to be doing this
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Call the Penguin Army and ask them to conduct a surgical strike against the evil Commode-ist Empire.
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Contact Osama and have him declare Jihad on the toilet. That should solve the problem.
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Two words: Dental floss.
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If the toilet wants to kill you, you're probably on "crack." Wait for assistance from the Tidy Bowl Man. He'll keep a lid on the situation;)
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tell the toilet you sorry for what you did...and you know what you did to upset it. hey its you fuenral if you ignore it and it kills you.
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Call a plumber.
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Enter the witness protection program under your bed.
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Clog it.....just freggin clog it
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Why don't you stick your head in the toilet and ask it why?
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Firmly tell it that you won't stand this sort of nonsense and question it about it's childhood to find the source of such malevolent thoughts. Maybe it's on acid, too. Flushing it may help.
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Pee on it.
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Close the bathroom door, it can't deal with the handle!
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Rip the lid off it and shit down it's throat. It'll either respect you, or at least fear you enough to keep it's distance. For God's sake doesn't your toilet know it's place?
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Go ahead and surrender to the toilet and get it overwith. It won't be so bad.
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you call for the help of Mr.clean and then you have a magical duel with the toilet.
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get out of the bathroom and into nature, eh?
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calm your self... tell yourself it's not real it just me trippin
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Flush that thought from your mind!
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