ANSWERS: 8
  • It's like throwing a sausage up the high street. She's had more cock-ends than weekends. This one only really works in my own tongue: she throws it aboot like an old dish cloot, which means she throws it about like an old dish cloth.
  • she wears her knickers round her ankles to keep them warm
  • She's seen more ceilings than Michelangelo
  • I got sent a txt with these in the other day: 1. She's seen more helmets than Hitler. 2. Got a fanny like a badly packed kebab. 3. Face like a painters radio. 4. Her fanny's like a Hippos yawn. 5. Been shot over more times than Baghdad. 6. Handled more balls than David James. 7. Seen more stiffs than Quincy. 8. Been cocked more times than John Waynes' shotgun. 9. Even the tide wouldn't take her out.
  • Town bike - everyone rides her. (I'm surprised no-one else has mentioned that one yet.)
  • These are probably very very old ones: Martini (any time any place, anywhere) Arkwrights Emporium (open all hours) The original good time had by all
  • She likes to have sex...a lot.
  • She can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. She's had more turns than a doorknob on a restroom during a diarrhea epidemic.

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