- NEW!
by Auntie Em on January 17th, 2008
Bush.
by koldkanuck on July 25th, 2008
Obama
by DJ_Kremlin on January 17th, 2008
Joke!
Do I win?
by redcatt63 is around here somewhere...... on January 17th, 2008
Dubya
by The Account Formerly Known As Peyton on January 17th, 2008
Hairyvaginamonster.
by AntigoneRising on February 15th, 2008
Bush
by Majorly Jetpacking on January 17th, 2008
Backspackle
(The marks on the back of one's shirt from riding a fenderless bicycle in the rain)
by iCringe 4 Love on January 17th, 2008
Britneyspears!
by FauxLo on January 17th, 2008
No... I can sometimes draw a laugh with a *fart* though.
by Phil in the Blank...backandtotheleft on January 17th, 2008
BOOBS!
by thekingcobra63 on September 16th, 2008
Obama
by CT on June 6th, 2009
Bush..
by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on January 18th, 2008
W?
by Wickels on January 17th, 2008
Penis!!
by MelindaWarren on January 17th, 2008
Sike!
by sadiepotatie in a smitten COAT on August 27th, 2008
Chesticles!
(female balls(boobs))
by Owner of the GD Universe on April 19th, 2008
Yes, I can.
by Anonymous on February 1st, 2008
Punani.
by Hellaphunt's Skynet on January 30th, 2008
Ballsticles.
by kmarcy on January 30th, 2008
penis.
by dontcallmewave on January 30th, 2008
no
by labeeb xaman on January 18th, 2008
hillary?
by call me Kat on January 18th, 2008
Never.
by singwell-is off researching a lot on January 18th, 2008
Yes.
by Zombies on August 17th, 2009
DunhurinTexasweaintsgotsnowordstheyawlruntegetherlakthisouchurryonder.
by iwnit on June 24th, 2009
"Actually I know a better one word joke. When my youngest was 3 I was sitting in the care and we were all telling jokes. We were laughing like crazy but the 3 year old was feeling a little left out of the fun, not knowing any jokes herself. At one point we got quiet from all the laughing and she yelled, "Underpants!!!" We laughed so hard we all had to change our underpants."
Source and further information:
http://www.rudecactus.com/2009/03/the_return_of_search_string_ma.html
by Miss Anubis loves this season on April 29th, 2008
Pudding
by iwnit on April 19th, 2008
1) "How short can a joke be? Clearly, there can be a joke of only two words. For example: "Pretentious? Moi?" But is a one-word joke logically possible? I have been trying to come up with a specimen for some time, and the best I have been able to do is: "Kalamazoo." What makes this name of a city in southwestern Michigan, pop. 79,722, intrinsically funny? I sent it to Professor Noam Chomsky of MIT, a distinguished linguist (and ardent amateur jokester!) for analysis. He replied by e-mail:
Three short steps in [a] led in by three alphabetically consecutive consonants [k,l,m], occlusive, liquid, labial, respectively (that is, progressing from posterior to anterior buccal cavity), act as a ladder, rising to the highest note in the English register [u], which slides in on us over the glistening parquet of the soft sibilant [z], puckering up the mouth in gentle mockery of itself."
Source and further information:
http://www.slate.com/?id=2065324&entry=2065536
2) drag-n-drop:
http://www.badpuns.com/jokes.php?section=punter&name=dragon
3) Fobia (The fear of misspelled words)
by Jane on February 7th, 2008
poop
by calova on February 6th, 2008
Balls.
by The Reverend Soleil on February 1st, 2008
Semprini?
by SO.CAL on December 10th, 2009
dicknowok
by bLOGGER on December 8th, 2009
Yes,IF it is a WORD that constitutes a 'trigger' as a pre-arranged signal,or references a previously-told hilarious joke,which starts the laughter off all over again,y'know.
by Murphdog on December 7th, 2009
Crackers
by Anonymous on October 24th, 2009
prick
by The Anonymous Witch on September 4th, 2009
CHURCH
by aexone on September 4th, 2009
puddles
by Anonymous on August 30th, 2009
fukyodooder
by justin940511 on August 23rd, 2009
antidisestablishmentarianism. thats one word
by lOv3raku on August 20th, 2009
statue? (Is that you?)
by samcginnis2311 on August 17th, 2009
OHBAHMAH!?? ya gotta yell it, trust me, it kills.
by whitedragonofsummer on August 9th, 2009
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia = Fear of long words
Imagine you know you have this phobia and a stranger asks you so what's your phobia. Your natural response "We do not speak it's name."
by true love conquers all on July 10th, 2009
yes i can.. justin
by SigFreud27 on June 26th, 2009
robotussin.
by Anonymous on June 25th, 2009
Blonde
by a nony mous on June 24th, 2009
The U.S. Constitution in relation to those who work inside the Beltway.
I speak from personal experience.
by iLogan on June 13th, 2009
Bush, you can't beat that answer. lol
http://www.funny-stuff.net
by DannysUlto on June 8th, 2009
Paris.
by a nony mous on June 6th, 2009
Constitution.
by Carl_07 on June 6th, 2009
Hoochie =)
How many times can one repeat the same gag and still have it be funny? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBoTEZxWkec
by Piano Player on December 9th, 2011
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Who makes A B fun for you? Excluding me, of course.
by HoboJoe on December 5th, 2011
| 3 people like this
Bob Cratchit, you are going to have a good time this year anyway, aren't you? Despite
being canned for putting toilet paper roll on wrong,
by einsteinwasright0116 on December 1st, 2011
| 1 person likes this
Could I have a snew?
by Derf on December 6th, 2011
| 1 person likes this
If I fail an IQ test, paternity test, personality test, and blood test all in the same week, does that mean I'm really stupid?
by Ailurophile on December 13th, 2011
| 1 person likes this
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Comments
heheh
by Little Bo Peep on February 1st, 2008
i thought i'd see this one. :)
by broken on February 1st, 2008
Yay! My Bush is back...trimmed from all caps...but still :)
by Auntie Em on February 4th, 2008
That's a nice lookin Bush! Was it in for a few minor adjustments?
by Little Bo Peep on February 4th, 2008
Thanks, I like it! In for just a trim, I think.
..
I hadn't noticed, but apparently it was a bit too TALL.
..
Thank goodness the AB beautician, Edward Scissorhands, keeps an eye on things like this!
by Auntie Em on February 4th, 2008
Eddie is a real genius. Your bush never looked better!
by Little Bo Peep on February 4th, 2008
It's not too pouffy? Nothing worse than a pouffy bush!
by Auntie Em on February 4th, 2008
I don't know, pouffy ballgowns blow big time.
by Little Bo Peep on February 4th, 2008
True dat! Thanks! I feel more "self" assured now!
by Auntie Em on February 4th, 2008
:o)
by Little Bo Peep on February 4th, 2008
Actually, that's a two for one!
by Little Miss Dangerous on February 15th, 2008