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  • I satred a fire when i was younger and blamed it on my sister....she got whooped...i did end up telling the truth 3 years later and got whooped everytime my mom thought about it...which was every 5 minutes for about 2 months...:P
  • I'm fine.
  • Trust me.
  • Yeah....Im 18!
  • It wasn't me. My conscience forced me to do it.
  • When I was seven I pushed my cousin down the stairs (the stairs were really steep and about ten meters!) and said he fell. Now I have still not said and my cousin was crying to much to tell then and then forgot to tell!
  • It wasn't a lie I said, but as a little kid, I tried to write my dad's signature on a report card... needless to say, he found out... still nags me about it today and that happened SEVEN years ago. Hey, can you blame me? It was a pretty bad report card!
  • That I loved someone when I really didnt.
  • Years ago to my Landlady of the house I was renting. She came around the morning after I had woken up my very angry neighboiur at 4am after a night out clubbing. He banged at the door, we opened it and openly too the piss out of the poor sod until he shuffled away. He of course complained and around she came to ask me what had happened. I told her I had come home around 3;30-4am alone and saw him staggering around in his front garden as I arrived. I told her that he was clearly drunk. Then I said he knocked at my door and started being abusive - and that he wreaked of drink. I finished off by saying that I found it un-nerving to have this drunken lout knocking on my door and actually found it quite frightening. I said I did not say anything because I did not want to cause any trouble but if he did it again, I would call the Police. She believed all of it and apologised to me for getting the wrong end of the stick and left.
  • I once told someone that there was no mayonaise in China. She believed me...(how many Chinese dishes include mayonaise, after all?) It was my wife that I told this to. She's usually much smarter than that.
  • I lied to one of my friends about how to play this video game and what these buttons do but i ended up being beat up.
  • I told my son that when he lied there would be a black line on his tounge..so when he told me somthing i thought he was lying about id ask to see his tounge and if he showed it right away i knew he was telling the truth, but if he didnt really wanna show me i knew he was lying..it worked for about 3 years but now i feel bad..but it worked lol
  • Ul hate me now... I told my ex i was preg and had to terminate his child because i wasnt with him to get him bk :( He never has found out it was a lie and i did get him bk but 6 splits later we have both moved on
  • I my sophmore year of highschool a kid on my bus was selling weed. He sold it to a kid who sat a few seats back and i just passed it along. The kid who bought got caught that day, and rated on the kid who sold who said tha me and this other kid passed it which is apparently is worth a few day suspencion. I was freaking out because I never had gotten in trouble before. I said that it was this other kid who doesn't have the best record that passed it and he got in trouble and I didn't. He never found out it was me since he graduated and it was like 5 days be fore the end of the school year.
  • i killed a man. Kidding Uhmm I dont think have any lie tha† really goes up to that catagory stupid small lies that hurt people...that i would think is the worst.
  • I told my mom that I didn't have a boyfriend when I really did just b/c I wasn't allowed to have one at the time.
  • when i was a kid, i told one of my classmates that the man that assasinated Dr. Martin Luther King was my uncle !...as we shared the same last name.
  • I don't know if it was the "worst" but the most flamboyant lie I ever told was that a horrible scar I have on my arm was caused when I was running from the KGB with my Russian boyfriend under a barbed wire fence, and got caught and tore my arm open. I used to tell this outrageous lie to avoid telling people the truth about the scar on my arm (which I did myself during a low point in my own stupidity). I never expected people to believe me, but discovered that if you make up a really silly, out-there story about something, people figure out you don't want to talk about it. It's more effective than saying "I don't want to talk about it", which just tells people where your weakness is.
  • The last thing I ever said to my boyfriend was that for the first time I was afraid of him (like his behavior when he was drinking) even though I knew he would never lay a hand on me. I thought it would get his attention and help him realize the damage he was doing to his life and our relationship. Sometime that night, he shot himself in the head.
  • i told my doctors that i was fine... that nearly killed me! in fact it did... twice!
  • I have never lied.
  • When I phoned the hospital, they told me my grandfather had a peaceful night and was rested. What they missed was that he was dead.
  • You have the obvious ones like "no i'm not married", "of course i'm on my own what do you take me for" and one from the ladies "of course i'm on the pill i don't want to get pregnant" but mine was to save myself humiliation (although they found out in the end)after my last phycotic wife had attacked me i told every one that i had gotten drunk anf fallen down the stairs. Might not seem much but i've still got the scars and at the time it seemed bad.

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