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by VOD on January 3rd, 2009
shes blind and she can hear where he is as he walks across the broken glass.
by The Special One on January 3rd, 2009
If she's alone in the house with a murderer, then she's the murderer!
by BigDaddyBS on January 3rd, 2009
She's blind... And knows the house in the dark... The murderer doesn't. She has the advantage.
by East Hill on January 3rd, 2009
Because she doesn't want anyone to see the mess her house was in prior to her bloody dismemberment.
by Seanzie is smiling again on January 8th, 2009
her lightbulbs look like pinatas, and she's Mexican... She can't help herself
by Vintage... on January 3rd, 2009
Advantage of darkness? know where the murderer is when he/she steps on the glass? use a broken bulb as a weapon?
by H n C on January 3rd, 2009
CZ SHE IS CRAZY..SHE WANTS 2 GET HERSELF KILLED..
by Nanikco on January 22nd, 2009
Because she is blind and the murderer cannot see in the dark?
by ProudArmyWife on January 21st, 2009
Because she watches C.S.I. and knows they like to work in the dark with just a flashlight.
by rockey on January 14th, 2009
How could she break all light bulbs when she was blind?
by ClaireVoyance on January 3rd, 2009
So he can't see her any longer. If he can't see her, she stands a better chance of ambushing him or getting away
by Enrich100 on February 26th, 2009
1. The broken glass will make a noise if the murderer moves?
2. She's the murder and does not want to see herself?
3. She's blind and want to get the advantage over the murder?
4. The murderer murdered all his victim by making them swallow whole light bulbs?
5.She wants the answer to how many murderers does it take to change a light bulb?
6. She is Darth Vaders step Daughter and wants to go over the the Dark Side?
my money is on no 5
by Lolita B on February 26th, 2009
The murderer is a hideous giant mutant moth. After she breaks the bulbs, Mothman flies out of the house into the glaring headlights of an oncoming semitrailer and is instantly dispatched. Hoorah!
(The poor truckdriver, however, is left with the unpleasant task of cleaning the larger-than-normal bug splat off his windscreen)
by Tacet on January 3rd, 2009
She screams, which causes them to break?
by matt on February 26th, 2009
I saw that movie...She's blind, the killer is not, she's been living in her house for years, knows everything by feel, she now has the advantage.
Welcome to my world!!
by harryseldon on January 29th, 2009
Quickly realizing this muderous behaviour must be caused by a tungsten deficiency...I hope she didn't change to flourescent!
by Firebrand on January 21st, 2009
She is blind and is hoping for the advantage of the dark.
by UneFille on January 3rd, 2009
So she can hide.
by Sourgirl Cobain on February 2nd, 2009
because she's blind and by breaking all the light bulbs it puts her on even ground with the murderer, unless that is it's daylight
by Helen of Toys on January 22nd, 2009
They are not low energy lightbulbs and he is an Eco Warrior....
Maybe she is 'not very bright'
by Redrum on January 3rd, 2009
shes blind
by donbgvc on November 6th, 2009
when they broke the guy said 'Watt???" and she knew where he was
by Over and Out on February 4th, 2009
She's Audrey Hepburn in Wait Until Dark!! 1967
by Alias xsicajess on January 22nd, 2009
She has the gas on and figures since her boyfriend broke up with her after he gave her herpes, and he took the dog she raised from a puppy she will take that murderer out with her... so when she breaks the bulbs the house explodes.
by Headache on January 21st, 2009
The footsteps on the broken glass will let her know where the assailant is.
by Omni_the_Oracle on January 20th, 2009
She is the reincarnated version of Carrie.
by ssuess on January 18th, 2009
she's blind and deaf. she thinks that by breaking the bulbs he won't be able to see her, but she must not realize that she is bringing attention to herself by making the noise of breaking them. i hope she is wearing her shoes. :)
by a.c.i.d on January 11th, 2009
She was trying on some night vision goggles when it happened.
by iwnit on February 16th, 2009
How many murderers do you need to change a light bulb?
by Celeste: It is what it is. Like it or not on May 21st, 2009
So he(or she) can't see her to kill her,then she knows her own house better than the murderer does,so she's more likely to get free to safety before he's(or she's) able to locate her in order to kill her. This is more like a riddle-Good question,though,I like it*
by sillygirl on May 21st, 2009
so that the murder cant find her...in the dark.
by twinkies on February 15th, 2009
the woman is african american, so by breaking all the lightbulbs, it renders the burglar from being able to see her
by lukeistaylor on February 24th, 2009
To avoid looking in any mirrors.
by monchi on February 4th, 2009
So the murderer can't see where she is, plus she has the advantage - its her house so she's bound to know the layout better than anyone else. Easier for her to move around without the knowledge of the murderer, and hide or escape with ease.
by ReThinkCapitolism on January 12th, 2009
because he will think she is a crazy mother fucker and leave haha who would do that right..
by Rude Bear Ready for Winter on January 22nd, 2009
She's seen "Wait until dark"
by PrivateGomerSpooner on May 21st, 2009
How does she manage to get around the house breaking all the lightbulbs without the murderer catching her? How does she know this person is a murderer, does this person have a business card with 'I'm a murderer' written on it?
I put it to you that she is suffering from a psychiatric illness and this 'murderer' is a creation of her psychosis in order for her to gain attention which she was denied as a child.
by Marguerite on February 4th, 2009
She noticed that the intruder was barefooted as he was approaching her house. Then when he forced his way in, all she had was her broom, so she ran all over the house breaking the light bulbs hoping he would follow her and cut his feet. He didn't make it through the first room, as he heard her breaking more bulbs. He knew he was in trouble and wouldn't be able to go through all that glass. Therefore, he turned around as carefully as he could without stepping on the large pieces of glass and she was safe. The end!
by Snowman on February 4th, 2009
Because she really, REALLY hates light bulbs!!!
by christiankathryn on September 25th, 2009
cause she knows house her house is in the dark better then the intruder
by Nick A Balloon on November 1st, 2009
Her last act in this world is actually saving Santa. It´s christmas eve, and she´s been a really good girl this year, so he´s going to come any moment now. So she breaks all the light bulbs to prevent him from coming with the present and thus from being murdered as well.
by donbgvc on November 6th, 2009
there is alocal city tax on bulbs and she thought iwas the filament police?
by Anonymous T. Jackson on February 2nd, 2009
Because she lives somewhere where there is gun control and she is totally helpless and she really does not know what to do since she knows she is about to be tied up and tortured and robbed and brutally murdered and so she just snaps and starts running around the house breaking all the light bulbs like a maniac because there is really nothing else she can do and although it really doesn't make any sense she is just totally out of her mind with fear and fury and a bitterness that the law would try to protect her while making her totally defenseless against criminals because everyone knows that even an idiot crack head criminal is smart enough to bring a flashlight.
by donbgvc on November 6th, 2009
she wanted to 'sock it' to the guy?
by Evil.eye on October 20th, 2009
Wait until dark is the movie you are tslking about right? she does it so he can't see
by Vaporeongirl on September 26th, 2009
She figures that the murderer can't find his way around her house in the dark as well as she can. Therefore, if she turns of the lights, she has the upper hand.
by unknown on August 14th, 2009
So she can try & escape & it will be hard for the murderer to see her with no lights....
by samcginnis2311 on August 17th, 2009
her husbands almost home and she needs an excuse for killing the kids...?
by Bite_mwa on September 25th, 2009
He will trip.
by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on May 21st, 2009
She's a lightbulb murderer! Alone in the house with a murderer, traipsing about killing innocent light bulbs.
No, seriously, I've seen this movie. She's blind and listening for footsteps.
Dr Jacob & Dr Hilda Burroughs, Dr Zeb & Dr Deety Carter - is this a double pair o' docs?
by Sloonybartfast on January 10th, 2012
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Does it amaze you sometimes that the funniest thing can happen and there can be hundreds of people there and nobody laughs but yourself?
by stevlich on December 24th, 2011
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Determinism states you are going to answer this question! Do you agree? ^_^
by Ombliss22 on December 20th, 2011
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Is this faulty reasoning and why?
Each person has a mother and a father - each of them also has a mother and a father etc! Please read on
by Not so Loony gone Ape on January 2nd, 2012
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Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?
by John McCain on December 28th, 2011
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gooood
by Marky Mark on January 5th, 2009
Way to think outside the box!
by Bugz Bunnae on September 30th, 2009