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  • My sister once put dishsoap in my orange juice without me knowing. That was an unpleasant surprise...
  • When I got my first period my sister teased me in front of her boyfriend who I had a crush on.
  • he knew im the only one who uses ice cubes so he put salt in them...nasty little surpirse he even put sugar in my bed sheets....
  • I used to have to mow the lawn and my sister, who never had any chores, loved to run in front of the lawnmower barefoot while I was pushing it. This infuriated me. If I had chopped her foot off imagine the horror?! I once chased her around the block twice ready to pound the crap out of her for doing this. I got punished :(
  • My two sisters are quite a bit younger than me, so they left me alone. However, at my younger sister's 50th birthday party my youngest sister admitted that it was she who poked Beverley's eyes out with a knitting needle! Beverley was my younger sister's doll and she was devoted to it. You can imagine the devastation when one morning she got up and Beverley's eyes had disappeared! I think secretly my parents were convinced that I'd done it, so I was kind of happy that I'd be exonerated!! The whole room cracked up at this confession.
  • My sister is 4 yrs older than me. One day we were arguing as usual. I had just gotten my period for the first time. She said to me in front of her friends "Oh go change your pad". I was mortified. I did my share of mean things to her though too I forgave her pretty quickly.
  • I just thought of another one..... My husband has two older sisters. Apparently when he was a kid if he was pissing them off they would gang up on him, grab him and throw him up on top of the wardrobe. It was too tall for him to jump down so he'd have to stay there until someone came and helped him down again.
  • My brother stabbed me with a key when i was trying to get out of my car and i accidently put pressure on his head and he skitzed out. My arm is healed now and me and him a cool with each other but it did hurt.
  • When I was 8, I had a little radio clock on my bedside table. I was in the lounge which was next to my bedroom. My older brother snuck into my room and turned my radio on. I dashed to my room and turned it off. It then started playing music again, so i ran there and turned it back off. This kept happening so when I'd gotten freaked out enough, I yelled "Leave me alone ghost!" And he came out of my wardrobe laughing.
  • Once when I was still too young to get a license my older sister drove me somewhere and was such a beyotch about it that she left me by the side of the road to walk up to the building, she didn't even drive into the parking lot.
  • Me and my younger brother used to have water fights when we were little. He didnt have a spray bottle so he went under the sink and got a spray bottle similar to mine thinking it had water in it. Then he sprayred it in my eyes. It was bleach. Luckily my eyes are fine! But to be honest I think I used to be nastier cos I was older and jealous, we used to fight all the time.
  • I have 2. Once my sister told me she could cut my hair the way I wanted it. (She was 17 and I was 16, so this isn't something totally strange). Long story short it ended up getting so messed up that I had to go to the salon to get it fixed. When I walked out of there my hair was short enough that I could spike it. (The experience started with my hair past my shoulders). When my sister and I were 12 and 13, she told me that these boys she was hanging around didn't like me at all, and they thought I was ugly and wanted to beat me up. She had said that a few times about boys and I started to think that all the boys hated me! It was all so she could get a date (or whatever you want to call it at 13) with them.
  • I used to build models and one in particular was of a battleship. My older brother was always playing jokes, so one day I saw this dried up crusty yellowy substance on the model. It was his urine. So every time we played the game BATTLESHIP. We would always say: YOU PEED ON MY BATTLESHIP instead of sank. Mom would always ask why we say PEE and we would always laugh really hard. Wasn't mean or worst thing but even to this day we talk about it and laugh our asses off!
  • My stepsister used to beat me up. One time she woke me and picked a fight with me while I was still in bed. She ended up dragging me out of bed and clobbering me in my underwear, in front of her friend. Me being a guy, that was very embarrassing and seemed horrible at the time.
  • Well I didn't have any siblings, but my older cousin pushed me out of a second story window when I was 8. It was an accident though.
  • bit my eye in a fight! that little twerp somehow managed to get her teeth right around my eye and BITE! It didn't do any lasting damage, but man did it hurt!
  • shot me
  • I have 3. the first i was like 3 my sister told me mud was peanut butter so i ate it all the time. now i cant eat peanut butter lol. when I was 5 she told me to go down our stairs on a crazy carpet and a sleeping bed i nailed my head on an end table, but was fine. lol. and when I was 7 (right after I learnt to ride a 2 wheeler) my sister told me to go down a steep ramp with no hands and no eyes and i did and i still have the scar on my knee where the nail cut me. (Me and my sister were unsupervised as children if your wondering how she got away with this)
  • MY SISTER BEAT ME UP AND I GOT A CONCUSSION. SHE ACCUSED ME OF PREPARING A 20LB TURKEY THANKSGIVING DINNER FOR MY NEW HUSBAND AND WE WERE ALL IN MY MOM'S HOUSE FOR THE HOLIDAY. SHE IS NUTS! I WOUND UP IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM. YEARS LATER, HER DAUGHTER, MY NIECE, STARTED AN ARGUMENT WITH ME AND BEAT ME UP AND KICKED ME IN MY BACK WITH BOOTS ON AND PUNCHED ME IN MY HEAD, ETC ETC. I STARTED TO CALL THE POLICE AND HAVE HER ARRESTED BUT MY SISTER BEGGED ME NOT TO. I DID NOT REPORT HER.
  • My younger brother barfed in my hair - I was 8 and he was 4 and it was horrible.
  • Locked me out of the house in nothing but my blue briefs while it was snowing. Then I did the same to him, except he was naked. Good times(?)
  • my brother broke my boyfriends nose. He was being disrespectful.
  • i was being a little s**T and i had a pair of scissors thrown at me and it stuck in my leg from 10 ft away i was 11 yrs old
  • My brothers and I (they were 4 and 14 at the time I was 8) were at a family friends house that have the same aged children as us. I was sitting on the couch and my little brother walked up to me and punched me in the face. Apparently the older boys told him it would be really funny if he were to punch my nose - they didn't think it was funny when our parents got home and saw the blood on the carpet and my broken nose.
  • My half brother gave me a really large, beautifully wrapped Christmas present.... It was a box of HORSE CHIT. To make matters worse, I was already totally bummed out because HE got to work, train and ride at this other relatives horse ranch, because, HE WAS A BOY...I was the one "crazy about" horses. He didn't care about them, he just like winning ribbons. We didn't grow up together, my Grandmonster raised him, she "stole" him from my Dad.
  • My sister took a sharpie and tried to sign my signature to random things so when my parents saw it they would suspect me. She is the devil.
  • my big brother and sister used to wipe their fingers in the dogs mouth then pin me down and use the same finger to do it to me!!!!! i was alot younger then them!!!! always picked on!!!
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  • when i was in middle school my sister put chocolat in my boxers( i was running late so didn't have time to change) and i had gym first period, it looked like i took a dump in my pants.Not to mention it was uncomfortable!
  • We really were not "kids" anymore, but, when my little brother started really getting in trouble with the law (it started around the age of 13, for serious stuff), he started giving my name and info, every time he was picked up. This finally came to my attention when, one early morning (around 2 a.m.), my wife and I (and my 1 year old daughter), were awakened by police from a neighboring city, with an arrest warrant for me! I had never even been in the specific city! It took ALOT of trouble and time, to straighten the mess up (and it did not help at all that we were born on the same day, 2 years apart, and looked almost identical, except for his blonde hair and blue eyes, opposite my brown/brown). The thing that actually ended up saving me was ... handwriting, of all things! His was barely legible "chicken-scratch", and mine was somewhat better.
  • God I have too many but here's three, all from the same guy. My oldest brother use to take off his NASTY sweaty sock and force it in my mouth, he was much bigger than me. Oldest brother pissed in a cup and told me it was lemonade, ugh. Oldest brother kicked me into the metal treasure drawers knob and cut open my forehead, I had to go to the hospital for stitches. think I should add it was never out of meanness or bullying, just strange humor o.O
  • When I was a baby, my older sister use to take my soother and throw it in the toilet and make me get it. hahaha..now I can laugh...lol
  • I haven't a clue. I can not remember my oldersister doing anything bad to me the only memory I have of her when we did not get along was the aftermath of me scratching her face.... it was bad, it was before I was 5, and I do not remember actualy doing it. my little sister is a thieving crackwhore who I do not let close enough to hurt me.
  • I was 6 years old when my little brother came into the world. when he was old enough to walk and stumble around i was helping mum change his nappy and he always used to get up adn run away from me when i did. Mum had the video camera out and i loved the camera 'look at me look at me' so when i was looking depply into the camera telling a wonderful story about me not caring about anything else my brother decided to PEE IN MY EAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eh yuk
  • You know that thing you use to pump a car when you wanna change tires?? I was 11 at that time and my big sister actually threw it straight to my head on purpose... She was in a bad mood.. And how lucky i was...When she threw that thing,I BENT DOWN to tie my shoe laces....It missed.. Our driver freaked out when that thing flied and slammed our car's window..Then he took me away from her.. She's much bigger than me even now
  • when i was 6 my brother who was 10 snuck into my room and raped me, then when i was 14 and he was 18 he picked me up from my dance practice and drove over to one of his friends houses, they dragged me from the car into the house, shot me up with a drug (which i later found out to be herion) he and his friends did a bunch of stuff to me, filming everything that was done then putting it up on a website. hmmmmm..... i guess thats part of the reason im so meesed up. life huh? lol (not really on the lol)
  • I was about 14 and my mobile phone was my prized possesion, I never went out with out it and text my friends all the time. I was lost without it so completely gutted when it went missing. I searched EVERYWHERE as did the rest of my family. Turns out my little brother, who must of been about 7 had taken it and hidden it in his room for absolutely no reason at all other than to annoy me and lied about it all week.
  • when i was 12yr old my sister is 11yr old i was watching some movie and my cousin 20yr old female was having a little house party with her female friends at back of house in the pool some of them are completely naked covered with towel of their upper body and with a tiny inch of the tower to cover up from below (i know i accidentally saw it) now my sister is playing ball with them in the pool suddenly it rain now they move to my cousins room with 5 girls they take a show and my sister grabbed some videocam and rush through in she record every moment from there the girls they didn't noticed it cause they doing something else and she ran to me downstairs she throw the videocam saying that to hide it but instead i check whats in the cam i saw a d*mn girls makingout,fingring, i got really horny and turn-on i was like "WTF! if i was older enough to take their attention i could f*ck every each of those f*cking horny girls" my cousin wasn't there she was sleeping and her friends messing around inside her room but suddenly some of girls take the videocam from me saying "your naughty kid dont ever do that" and she watched it then she said "ewww they don't look like hot in this video,hey kid wanna see the real hot thing" i could talk on that moment then she open her towel exposing her d*mn hot wet body to me for few second then she moved her head next to me it was like shes going to kiss me but she kissed me on forehead and said "sorry kid wait till get older" then she leave to up stairs i heard them talking..and i never knew whats happening up there..it all thanks to my sister little work my SEXUAL desire was open on age of 12 after reaching 14yr i got my first SEX i got bounded on that through many years i SEX with many different girls and matured women so far no slut about it xD until now im 22yr old im still highly sex active and my last checkup was Oct10/2009 think goodness im still fine for many years of SEXUAL experiences..
  • My sister locked me out of the house while she was cleaning, so I wouldn't mess it up... even when I had to go to the bathroom, so I had to pee in the yard. That's not the meanest, but that's the funniest now.
  • I honestly can't think of anything.
  • Hmmmmm, he punched me so hard in the face that I fell backwards off the balcony 4 floors up, luckily he managed to grab my leg..... no wait a min, thats not funny!
  • I cant think of anything my older sibling did to me. but my younger sibling about 9 or 10 at the time was being a total brat the whole day. Mom just shut down on him, i was getting to that point to. so me and my friend as he was getting mad (we were going to food shop and didnt want to put clothes on) pops him outside in side yard just in his underwear. It was warm outside then but he knew he couldnt go in the front or back yard to be let back in. We let him and mom cool down, let him back in. He was horibbly pissed off at the 3 of us for a good year but we all look back on it and laugh. Mainly me because ive never saw his face get so red.
  • My older sisters weren't really cruel to me, so the only thing would be when they whipped me with my Dad's belt once when they were baby-sitting me, as I'd snuck out of the house in my pyjamas to play and had gotten dirty.

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