ANSWERS: 41
  • My vote is for Al.
  • Giuliani!!
  • Ron Paul. http://www.ronpaul2008.com/
  • Clark is ex-military and Barack looks lean, but Hillary scares me!
  • I'm thinking Giuliani, I think he boxes.
  • You know, Hilary will probably call her "women's rights" groups so it'll be 3 billion vs. 8
  • Rudy, Rudy!
  • If McCain were younger, I would bet on him. Right now I would put my money on Obama.
  • McCain has endurance
  • How about a tag team of Mitt Romney and Rudy
  • Hillary would kick a**!
  • I can see it now, Hillary having Al Sharpton in a death grip until he tapped out.
  • See this Is why celebrity death match should not have been canceled
  • Obama he has somthing over al lthe other fighters.
  • It would be a close contest, but, I think Hillary would prevail. She has those thick calves and a leg scizzors on an opponent could be deadly.
  • Where's Al Gore, Mr. Internet?
  • If the fight were fair, I'd say Obama. Clark is out of his depth and all the others are slick politicians in my opinion...slick politicians sometimes do things to "win" rather than because they're right.
  • Hillary is scary, Barack is lean, Biden is........?, Edwards wife is tough, McCain does have endurance and courage, Al goes with flow, Clark has a sharp military mind But, Giuliani is from New York, he's a scrapper....he WILL kick some a&s.
  • Clark is definitely the fittest of the bunch - he gets my vote.
  • fighting ring? Giuliani, he's like a pitbull if theres trouble he'll bite it in the ass, but in a normal situation he might eat you're kids :).
  • Al sharpton would... He would probably lose physicaly, but when he lost he would call it a racist issue and sue the pants off of the rest of them.
  • You don't want to know where Hilary hides her knife.
  • Hilary Clinton. She would use her powers that come with a women (flirting) to hypnotize the others. then she would beat them up.
  • Ok I am changing my vote to Barack, He's looking pretty fit.
  • None of the above. Ron Paul would come in and kick their collective ass.
  • Hillary, easily. She is by far the most deceptive, meanest and cruelest one of the bunch. She might not win fair but she would win.
  • In a physical fight I know for sure Hilary would lose just cause she's a girl, but politically I'd think she'd loose too. I'm voting for Obama. He's got a cool name and he seems right for the country.
  • Hillary would scare me the most in amy circumstance.
  • Looks like Obama is punching hard with Oprah as trainer now!
  • *DING* And here we go! What? They're all waving to the crowd??? Oh wait - there's Sharpton holding a talk show chair (see video) ... he's held onto that for 20 years...? OH! Down goes Clark - DOWN GOES CLARK! And here's John McCain ... oh, is he going to do it... YES! The "Pork-Barrel Buster!" Clark is getting beaten up! McCain and Sharpton! What an unlikely duo! But here they go again, picking up Clark at both ends and with a swing - CLARK IS OUT OF THE RING! Let's go to our ringside reporter, for reaction from Wesley Clark: Reporter: "What happened?" Clark: "I don't know... I didn't even get into this race...*falls over*" And back in the ring, it looks like John Edwards has something to say to Al Sharpton! Sharpton's on the mat! He seems to be begging for mercy! But John Edwards has another idea - oh no! It's the "Spoiled Rich Son of a Mill Worker Milling!" Al Sharpton appears to have had enough... he's out of the ring and running for the exit. Looks like our ringside reporter won't be able to catch up. Six fighters remain... Hillary Clinton has spent the entire match in the corner putting on makeup - apparently she's trying to appeal to the female viewers... But there's Barack Obama! He seems to be challenging her! "STAND UP FOR CHANGE!" He could easily cheap shot Hillary and knock her out of the ring, but it looks like he wants to challenge her face to face! Hillary apparently has turned to look at Obama - "Are you looking at me? GOOD!" WHAT? WHERE DID BILL CLINTON COME FROM! He has cheap-shotted Barack Obama in the back! Obama falls to the mat - the referee has run over and has confronted the former president! "You aren't allowed here - I should disqualify Hillary for this!" Clinton (shaking fist): "I am not here." WOW! Bill Clinton has vanished! What an amazing liar, ladies and gentlemen! The referee looks stunned, and Hillary Clinton has apparently taken advantage of the moment! *WHACK* Hillary has cheap-shotted Barack Obama with her purse! The referee has turned back to look at Hillary, but she's amazingly sitting back in her corner, putting on makeup again! The referee has no idea what has just happened! It looks like Barack Obama is going to be able to take a moment to breathe, but meanwhile, on the other side of the ring - Joe Biden and John McCain are having words! It's the battle of the elder statesmen! Joe Biden has apparently blinded John McCain with his foreign relations credentials! McCain hits the mat - it looks like Biden will win this one - he goes down to pin Big Mac - BUT WAIT! Rudy Giuliani is rushing Biden! He blindsides Biden with the "9-11 Scare Tactic!" Biden is out of the ring! But look at this! Giuliani tripped and McCain has pushed Rudy out of the ring as well! We are down to four fighters! Let's get reaction from Rudy and Joe Biden! Joe: These people in the ring are idiots. I don't know why I'm still in politics! Shameful! Rudy: 9-11 9-11 9-11! Terrorists terrorists! National Security! Florida Florida Florida! Back into the ring we go, and it looks like the three democratic challengers are going at it! Barack Obama and John Edwards look like they've teamed up to deliver their trademark "Debate and Switch!" Hillary goes flying, but grabs onto the ropes and saves herself from elimination! But look at this! John Edwards has jumped out of the ring and is running for the exit! It looks like we will get no reaction from him about this surprise move! John McCain appears to be ... ON HIS CELL PHONE?!?! He's apparently making fundraising calls! Even the cameras seem to be ignoring him! We're back to Hillary v. Obama! Hillary has called out, and it looks like it's George Stephanopoulos and Charlie Gibson to her rescue! George hits Obama with the Reverend Wright-William Ayers 1-2 punch... but it looks like the ABC moderators are getting booed out of the ring... Hillary and Barack are one on one now... Hillary looks like she doesn't care if she wins but is determined to cause Barack Obama to lose! She releases sleeping gas and both her and Barack fall to the mat! The referee has called both out of the match ... and it looks like JOHN MCCAIN HAS WON because Hillary Clinton decided to sacrifice her party's chances because she could not win! What an amazing turn of events! Oh, and in a final turn of events - John Edwards has appeared at the gates - is that a beard? He grabs a microphone ... "I'm ready to endorse a democratic candidate!" ... but it is too late. McCain has already won!
  • I was impressed , damn good answer!!!
  • Ron Paul would show up and kick all their butts with the constitution in one hand and the american flag in the other
  • The Native American woman Answerbagger, write in candidate outlasts them all! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2532311
  • McCaine wins!!! All he had to do was sit back and watch the rest destroy eachother.
  • I gonna be either Rudy, McCain, Obama or Hillary. Obama is fit and young. Although Hillary would probably bring a weapon or hire an assassin to take out the competition. John McCain was in the Military and is pretty tough lookin. Yet Rudy doesn't take $#!t from nobody and could probably take them all on at once. So i'm gonna go with Rudy in 1st. McCain in 2nd. Obama and Hillary tie for 3rd.
  • based just on physicality, i'd go with obama any day. for pres, i like nader ;)
  • IF YOU CAN SELLLLLLLLLL, WHAT BARRACK, IS COOKING
  • If it was and ultimate food eating contest Al Sharpton, but since its ultimate fighting ring....Obama. Most all of the opponents are publically backing him over John McCain, right? So I expect no less of them in the fighting ring... A hard sell, isn't it? :(
  • Ohh I gotta put my money on Rudy!! LOL :)
  • john Mccain was a prisoner of war and was treated cruelly besides i want to see him use some ninja moves on butt head obama.
  • Hilary and Barack are the only ones to even deserve to be in the question. There rest are tools, fools, ghouls and don't have a passing acquaintance with the rules.

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