ANSWERS: 65
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"Gee I thought you were much better looking last night!"
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i've had better with a monkey
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Who are you?
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was i good?
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It's been real - see ya
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My husband's returning today.
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- Oh f**k, where have I put those pills.... - I don't remember that smell last night.... - why are your teeth on my pillow.... 'ARGH!!!'
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was i even in?
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I love the texture of your nipple hairs.
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Jeez, you are the biggest mistake I've made in awhile.
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(After looking at the one night stand partner) Oh No! Not the "Crying Game" again! Or "Could you do me a favor and hand me that tube of antibiotic cream? The one marked "STD"?
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Oh God, I'm gonna hurl!
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it's a good thing i had fun at the bar before we left cuz the rest of the night was a complete waste! what, i didn't tell you that i was a virgin? i'm so glad i finally found the man of my dreams to make love to! do you like summer weddings? oh no, i thought i had gotten rid of all those crabs!
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Ive had better.
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Soooooo, When are we getting married??? *as she twirls her hair*
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Thats odd, I was used to having at least 5 orgasms a night.
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Bye ummm whatever your name is and CALL ME..
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I thought you were your brother!
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Oh, you actually exist? I thought you were a result of the mushrooms I ate before I went to the bar. Damn, my imagination isn't as overactive as I once thought. Want some breakfast?
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It's Halloween already?
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did anything happen last night?
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I've smoked cigars fatter than that!!
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was i drunk yesterday? cant remember
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Been there, Done that, Wheres my T-Shirt?
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I think i'm gonna get sick....
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Hey sweetheart, I forget your name, but why don't you shag your hefty ass out of bed and make me a big breakfast? I gotta get home before my wife starts in on that whole thing about, "You forgot to take your medicine for your herpes, genital warts, syphillis, and TB."
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Wooo I've got to quit drinking, go home with a 10 & wake up with a 2. Was it as good for you as it was for me? I wouldn't know, I can't rem haahahaha. The doctor said that growth would go away, I guess he was wrong I see something forming on your lip!
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(in baby talk voice) Good morning, honey-woney! Is the widdle baby feewing okay? Can I make you some bwekfast? Whassa baby like? And don't fowget, widdle baby gets to meet my pawents today so we can talk about de wedding. Why doesn't widdle baby get weady while I make bwekfast... *insane valley girl giggle*
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What are you doing in my bed?
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"And your name is?"
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Oh....ew.
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Hi, uh...............Jane. Click on the pic to see how men use *post-it* notes.......
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Look at the woman in the face & say, "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN WOMAN!! WHERE'S YOUR MAKE-UP?!".
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Look at the woman in the face & say, "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN WOMAN!! WHERE'S YOUR MAKE-UP?!".
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The Doctor told me he doesn't think I am contagious.
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Good morning, it's about time we go to sleep.
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i think we'll call our first child jezabellda, i'm sooooo fertile right now
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just don't leave lol
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can we go shopping ?
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The doctor told me to wait until my crabs were all gone before having sex again, but you looked so sexy I couldn't wait.
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so whens the wedding??????
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"What are you still doing here?"
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what 's your name again?
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I left the money on your night stand. Glad you were workin last night... it was fun
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" Get the breakfast on then !! "
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New one to add to http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/623383 : I love the craters in your butt cheeks.
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"did we have sex" "yes" "well, i didnt feel a thing"
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You should not say " I've had better!!!" or "Good game" (and slap her/him on the butt)
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Why are you still here?
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Do you know whose house this is?
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Hey, there's a message on the machine! Maybe it's the clinic......;)
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(yelling into another room) Ray-Ray! Quiesha! Come meet your new daddy!
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there is taxi money for you at the front door, dont forget to bring the milk in on your way out!!!!
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Tell you mom i say Hi!!!!
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your sister was better!!!!!
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i have had better
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your mom was better!!!!!!!
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how much you think my buddys will pay me to watch the video tape i made last night while screwing you???
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there is a $ call me when you are better in bed!!!!
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did i really did it with you??? o my Gosh!!!! GET OUT
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Oh look! My Aids meds has run out!!
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My sister is better than you...
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What did you say your name was again??????
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Hey would you like some breakfast-------Yes well the kitchens that way lol
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Phew!!!! Did a shrimp boat come through here during the night?
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