ANSWERS: 23
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Spit some Beech Nut in that dudes eye and shoot him with my ol' .45.
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I would be still trying to figure out why Clint Eastwood was even near me.
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probably save the shoe. It's Clint Eastwood!
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I'd kick him in the balls.
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take my shoe off and sell it on ebay.
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Look him dead in the eye and say,"Go ahead, MAKE MY DAY!"
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I'd kick him square in the gonads with that same shoe, then auction it off on e-bay and live happily ever after. :)
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Sue him in small claims court.
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put it in a ziplock bag and sell it on ebay!
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Oh Rus, I think we know what I'd do.. Lol ;)
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I will startle him, in result he will swallow.
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id jack his jaw and call him a punk
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I'd make him buy me a new pair of shoes and then tell him I want to meet Clyde!! lol
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Why does he have my shoe and what does he have against it? I suppose I would mail him the other one as the one I have won't do me much good.
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Tell him he just made my day. lol
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Hold out the other foot. +5
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Put that shoe in a glass case.
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I would make sure it got wiped off by kicking him in the skinny ARS-
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sell it on ebay
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I'd tell him I was going to make his day. Take the shoe off and wipe it on his shirt. Then I would tell him of all the movies he has ever done I only liked one of them. Play Misty For Me and that didn't give him any rights as far as my shoes are concerned. How dare he!
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I'd bag it for evidence, take it to a forensics lab for a DNA analysis and comparison, and then see how many crimes "Dirty Harry" has committed. After that I'd take my wife to visit him at San Quentin. :)
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I second the ebay answer! First that came to mind for me!
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Ask him to remove it. Then tell him he owed me dinner to make up for it :)
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