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Lets go fishing together!
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I'd show him what Christians would do in his name in the centuries to come.
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Nothing, but I would listen to what He had to say.
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Look out! They're about to hang you on a cross, and turn you into an idol!
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I would ask him why he accepted it so easily.
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Tell me about your Father.
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i dont really have anything to ask him. i guess id just ask how he was doing
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I'd ask him what the deal with ghosts and aliens..are they, or aren't they??
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Jesus H. Christ! Is it really you?
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Don't trust Judas!
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"Make sure you put 'Have a chat with Saul' on your 'Things To Do Before I Get Crucified' list. Because if you forget and have to come all the way back here just for that, you're going to be kicking yourself"
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Thank you so much for everything your about to do. thank you for every one of the 39 stripes your about to take. Now one day I wont have to deal with all of the bondages of the world, becuase of you. I LOVE YOU!!!!!
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do you need a ride
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Hey Man,What's Happening ?
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Why are we here? And why would you save me?
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Knowing him as most people knew him... I would say... My Christ, my Lord, I am your humble servant. Instruct me in the ways of your path. * Knowing him as he is know... the Resurrected God... I would not feel worthy to even look upon his face.
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Why the big mystery?
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I love you
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Get a job hippy.
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Thank you Lord Jesus for loving me despite knowing the worst about me.
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I hear your an excellent caterer...
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I can't talk to him!! In the joy!!!
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Your little scam is going to get way out of hand.
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helppppppp
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"get a hair cut"
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Millions will die in the name of Christianity over the next 2000 years. You're not making things better. You're making things worse.
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With all that walking, I'd have said: "Hey, dude, are your dogs barking yet?"
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I'd ask him to come back again in 2009.
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Who's your daddy?
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Thank you, Lord.
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what is something people should avoid doing?
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I would have been too ashamed to even approach him or have him set eyes on me. I am not worthy of the savior and do love him so much for preparinging a place in heaven for me and helping me to live a Godly life.
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Please, PLease, PLEASE, keep your followers in line....
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I can tell you're Jewish. You live at home and you're 30. Went into your father's business. And your mother thinks you're God.
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"What's your favorite color?"
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Nothing, I don't speak Hebrew.
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Don't do it, man. Millions will be tortured and killed in your name. Men in bad powder blue polyester suits will wring the last dollars out of old womens' bank accounts in your name. Politicians will wage war and deny human kindness in your name. .
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I'd probably just kill him so his delusion didn't go on to infect so many people and cause such irreparable harm. You can't reason with a lunatic.
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I'd thank him for loving me no matter what I've done.
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Please visit Pakistan, Afghanistan & the Middle East and spread your message of peace.
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No magic tricks.. these people don't know it's just a trick
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All of these people who are answering, "I would thank Him", or "I would fall down on my knees" etc. No, you wouldn't. Remember at the time when you would be meeting Him He hadn't done anything yet. His own disciples who saw him everyday, didn't even treat him like that. His family and hometown rejected him. You would have done the same as everybody else of that time period, walked on by and never noticed Him.
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Thank you with all my heart. I sure I would have ton of Q's to ask also.
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Mind if I come hang out with you for a while?
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Do you really asked your followers to believe that you are GOD'S son?
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I'd say, "Go get a job hippie! You'll never achieve anything moping about complaining all day!"
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I'd ask him If he knew all this horrible Hell we would live through why even make us?
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Jesus you are my homeboy, but I got to warn you man. They are going to do much evil in your name. So why don't you go to India and preach there. I am sure they would treat you better and would actually listen to your and follow your teachings. I am so sure Jesus would be very nice to me. I have been told he would have love me a great deal. Most likely because I am very, very evil in nature. I am not a Hitler or a Stalin, but only because I lacked opporunities and absolute power. If I got absolute power the streets would run red with blood. There would be bloodshed! In fact for the sake of humanity don't let this happen!
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I'd take him to a party, give him a beer, introduce him to a few girls (or cute guys, since Jesus looks gay in most paintings), and tell him to lighten up. Life is short. Enjoy it. All the religious crap that has been published in his name was generated by marketing people, guys who NEVER KNEW JESUS but usurped his brand-name.
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I would tell him to bless me like Soloman.
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Forgive me Lord...
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I'd have been a thief on a cross maybe, saying, "Jesus, remember me when you come in your kingdom?"
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