What is the most rude thing you can say to a stripper?
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ANSWERS: 31
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Got change for a dollar?
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I'll pay you to start putting your clothes on
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Hey, we're eating lunch over here!!!
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Open it up.
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What nights DON't You work ? PLEASE !! Put it ON .... !!
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Dad says you're not my real Mom.
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How much do you charge?
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I would tip you, but I can't get the nickels to say in your shorts.
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"F*cking you is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!" Quote from my pissed off Irish friend who apparently didn't get his money's worth.
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You should sue whomever did your gender reassignment.
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Where'd you get all those stretch marks?
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You are a whore who doesn't put out.
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When I was in college, we had about a 2 hour gap of time to fill so my fellow students and I went to the only place open (there was a water main break) and a friend (now colleague) shouted at the stripper, "Don't break a hip grandma!"
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Is that a sheep dog under your g-string?
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Many years ago, I was out playing pool at a strip joint with a friend. While I was lining up a shot, a stripper came over to the table, leaned over it very provocatively (boobs bulging out of her teddy), and said "I'm cold!" She was a little on the, shall we say "rubenesque" side, and filled the teddy to overflowing just standing there. I gave her the once-over with my eyes as I was trying to line up my shot and said: "Lady, you SHOULDN'T be!" She got p*ssed and left. Which is what I wanted. If I had wanted the attention of a stripper, I would have been near the dancing action, not the d*mn pool table. Leave my game alone!
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Bye me a drink for 40 dollars it's for my company.
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Get 'em on! :o)
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would you put those clothes back on! And Hurry!
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Are you REALLY a MAN ???
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Wow you have more hair on your back than my Dad!!!!!!
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I love you
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I was going to say, "What the H**l babe, you might as well put it back on!" But it was already said. Oh, well I'll say it anyway. We're probably looking at the same stripper.
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aah isn't that sweet ,you've got a belly button between your tits
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So what types of STDs have you passed out around here? Am I your first customer? etc.
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When you finished can you ask the pretty one to bring us a cold beer...
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Where did you get those implants?
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That is an offence to nature, I hope your not expecting to be paid, right?
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Can I have change for that dollar? -
can your next dance be sexy
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Put it back on!!!
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Are you cold ?
Mrs. C 
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