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Sawn off to his head.
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probably trap him in my basement where he would answer all of life's questions and spend the rest of his life proving whether or not there is a God.
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Knock him in the head with my daughters Square Lite brite and accuse him of stealing Michael J Fox's flux capaciter.........
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video tape him, regarding myself as to not look crazy
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I'd help him up and ask if he needed anything and ask him to help me with physics.
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"Holy shit! Dude you are fu*king awesome!" Then I would show him the advances in science through the internet and drive him around to see what the world has become.
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Reply,"Cool, well now you're stuck here, because time is linear, and unless you kept some sort of wormhole open, your time is gone forever." And while trying to nicely detain Einstein, attempt to contact one Stephen Hawking. After doing nothing but making contact with Hawking for Einstein, I would become known as the man who Einstein appeared before. If I was lucky, I'd get to hear the two debate physics. I know this all sounds absurd, but look at the question.
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I would totally bogart his machiene, and rule the cosmos!
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Offer him a congratulatory drink.
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