ANSWERS: 7
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Depends upon who is watching you! Probably best to leave it there if you're in polite company.
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Lick the plate. That should give the waiter a stroke.
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Cut back on the fancy wine... maybe then you would be able to balance the food on the fork/spoon. (Id probably use my fingers quickly)
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If I cant get it on to a fork or a spoon, it must be left on the plate. I would be tempted to whisk it to the floor. it must not be edible.
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If that is the case then I would leave it on the plate, the others are not good options. Regards.
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I anticipate such situations and carry a small rodent with me for just such eventualities?
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I tip the plate and scrape the contents into my mouth.
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