Sooner or later, somebody's going to start making fun of the questions that try to make fun of the Am I Pregnant questions. :P

The cynicism and sarcasm continues, eh Peterpam? Well, in this case I just had to laugh. Those pregnancy questions are another ball of wax. That being said, YES! You are definitely pregnant and due within the week. Call a medical professional immediately and arrange a C-Section. I promise, it's the best way for men to give birth!

Good luck with that. 1st of April and all included.

I think you've been reading the national enquirer too much!

You should really be concerned if your diet has changed dramatically--especially if you crave dill pickles and ice cream for breakfast. I've got it now: the stork is playing an April Fools Day joke on you!

We can share a room in the maternity ward together.

Yes: "Some intersex people with XY chromosomes develop entirely female bodies and, if the individual develops a uterus, in vitro fertilization is possible. In this situation, the pregnant person has a Y chromosome, which is usually associated with males. Note that the typical karyotype for a male is XY. Some transmen (female-to-male transgender people) who interrupt hormone treatments can become pregnant, while still identifying and living as male—this is possible for individuals who still have functioning ovaries. One example is Matt Rice, a transman who is the former partner of writer Patrick Califia. Rice bore a child by artificial insemination. Another transman, Thomas Beatie, chose to carry a child because his wife could no longer conceive. Beatie wrote an article about his pregnancy in The Advocate, and is due to give birth in July 2008. The Washington Post further broadened the story on March 25 when blogger Emil Steiner called it the first "legally male" pregnancy on record. This was in reference to the state of Oregon recognizing Beatie as a man, which California never did for Rice. Although these individuals are genetically and physiologically female, from an identity standpoint they may be considered "pregnant men"." Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_pregnancy

Maybe ask you doctor he should be able to help.