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Blinded by the Light.... It's commonly thought to say "wrapped up like a douche" When it's really "revved up like a deuce" :)
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I think these are called Mondegreens. One I remember from childhood was instead of "all of the other reindeer..." it was "Olive, the other reindeer..."
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http://www.rulefortytwo.com/mondegreenhall.htm
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Alanis Morissette's You Ought to Know... "the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me" instead of "the cross I bear, that you gave to me"
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I'll never be your beast of burden (Rolling Stones) Interpreted as "I'll never be your pizza burning" I'm not fooling myself (Def Lepard) Interpreted as "I've got booty for sale"
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www.kissthisguy.com Possibly one of the funniest sites ever. Its entirely misheard lyrics. The lyrics of the site name is from "Purple Haze": 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.
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