ANSWERS: 5
  • The golden rule is truly the greatest factor!
  • "What do you get when you multiply six by nine?" --Douglas Adams, "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" (1980)
  • Do you know a flamingo's tongue works like a penis? And that a frog can't swallow with its eyes open? I don't know the 'equation of life' but I know it ends with the Hayflick limit. Then..... ETERNITY!!
  • L + i Fe = 0 ((L represents the quantity of angular momentum, since you are born spinning around the center of the Earth, which is spinning around the Sun, which is spinning around the centre of the galaxy, etc. i is the imaginary number, the square root of negative one, because part of life is imagining all of the things you can accomplish if only given more resources. Fe is the chemical symbol for iron, but, in this equation, it represents the number of resources you imagine you will get with life, none of which get realized, and then you have to deal with the "iron"y of wasting your life trying to accomplish something without real resources. 0 represents zero, because, when you add it all up at the end, the net result of any person's life on the end state of the universe is nothing. You, I, and everyone else will live, die, be forgotten, and be obliterated as the Earth is eventually assimilated into the Sun, which eventually, itself, will explode and make us all into just a mess of atomic and subatomic particles blowing in the last puff of solar wind as the Sun itself explodes at the end of its lifetime))
    • Andorinha Frenesi
      Or if you ask The Bride of Christ:D
    • robbie2499
      Yes. Humor + Humor + Humor
    • Andorinha Frenesi
      Does,not sound like you believe... I,m going to live with Christ forever
    • Andorinha Frenesi
      In Heaven,, does,not sound funny to me
  • (John 17:3) This means everlasting life, their coming to know you, the only true God, and the one whom you sent, Jesus Christ.

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