warning: due to the hotness factor, may cause love at first sight, drooling, and uncontrollable urges to touch. please mix with alcohol. not intended for children under the age of 20. .. haha, yeah right :)

May cause infuriating self loathing, inferiority and anger, as well as eyebrow raising and utter and complete sweet and sour fear. Symptoms may include the rising of body heat, clenched fists, gritting teeth, overridden sexual desires, depression and suicidal tendencies, as well as disturbing subconscious revelations. Product is extremely conceited and arrogant, but deep down it realizes it knows nothing, handle with care. However, said individual/drug, if used properly, may incite interesting conversations, some simple but fun times, a link with the user for all things obscure and macabre and otherwise socially unacceptable, thought provocation and the irresistible urge to hug and soothe. Keep away from sunlight and lawnmowers, and be sure to remind the product of its values, or at least humour it, lest it withers away in pain and agony, due to its extremely high pressured paranoia and perception of mass loathing unto itself. If product is ignored for too long, it may spread Communist-itus. Give cigarettes and PlayStation games to product if you plan on not using it for a while. Product is also known to go on completely random spiels about Castlevania and how much humanity sucks, but it can also listen quite well. If any of these symptoms persist or become worsened, then discontinue use, and inject yourself with a dose of self justification and glorification which should mend your broken self image and opinions. XD