Will you tell me a joke, one that sits on the fence between witty and distatefull?
by 
Johnnyonthespot
ANSWERS: 10
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A mother was bathing her three year old son, he looked down at his penis and testicles and said "are these my brains?"..."no" his mother said ... "not yet".
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A 5yr old boy, and his 3yr old sister heard noises coming from their parents room, they took turns looking threw the key hole, the brother said: "And that's the women, who won't even let you, suck your own thumb"
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When does a cub scout, become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie.
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the holocost has always been a sensitive issue to me since my grandfather died in a nazi concentration camp, he fell off the gaurd tower.
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What do you call 2 asian lesbians? Chu-man-chu
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"I almost have sex with my wife every night, I almost have sex with her on monday I almost have sex with her on Tuesday, I almost have sex with her on..."
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He always wanted to be a gynecologist, but he just couldn't find an opening. Sorry about that...
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A little girl is digging a hole in her parents' backyard. The man next door who is out gardening looks over the fence and says "what are you doing, sweetheart" the girl turns to him with tears in her eyes and says "I'm burying my pet gold fish" The neighbour gives her a sympathetic look and says "that's a rather big hole for a gold fish, isn't it?" The little girl replies "That's because he's inside your fucking cat"
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This face seats six.
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What do you call an Indian man with pink hair ? Gandhi Floss.
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