We've finally reached Christmas Eve! Happy Holidays everyone! Any last minute tips for Santa?
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gtravels loves her life penguin
ANSWERS: 13
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Don't eat the holiday cookies with mouse turds on them....they may look like chocolate...but most likely, it's NOT.
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dont eat the yellow snow
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Get your life back in order man! You can do it...I have faith in you!
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We don't have a chimney... you'll have to find another way of getting in the house - without setting the alarm off! :-)
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If I find any reindeer poop on my roof, there'll be 7 tiny reindeer pullin' the sleigh next year....... ;)
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Santa: Stay away from Walmart. That place is insane today!
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Watch out for grandmas.
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If I have to buy and wrap present for myself, they don't count.
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Yes, for God sake don't try to take my presents through security! Hope you all have a good one! x
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yeah dont drink and drive or smoke and fly. have a merry christmas and happy new year. be safe this holiday season and all the ones that follow
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Beware of US Airspace. We've gone a little trigger happy this year.
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Dont be late fatty, and watch me roof...
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dont get pushed off the roof. or let someone steal the jacket.
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