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Worzel
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I desperately try to remind myself,that I'm not guilty of anything, that the orphanage attacked me first and that I was justified to burn it to the ground.
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I hope the Christians are right and He is a merciful God.
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Well, crap!
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Since the supposition is that I did commit a crime worthy of execution is can be assumed that I murdered someone, hence I killed someone without justification. Since this is the case I would be asking forgiveness for my sin. I can assure you however, that I will not ever murder someone.
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Jesus, it was just one crummy grape.
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If it was execution it would mean I had probably killed somebody. The only person I am liable to kill does not deserve to be on this earth. All our children are in danger when he is released from the life sentence he is serving. My last thoughts would be to thank God for allowing me to live long enoough and for giving me the strength to dispose of him like the garbage he is.
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Wow... traffic court is extreme....
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I shouldn't have had that last chili nacho *burrrrppp*. Heartburn city.
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A prayer to God.
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"Jeez, I can't believe I'm being executed for a damn speeding ticket!"
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mother!
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Where the f*ck is my hacksaw?
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"I guess crime doesn't pay"
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"I should have had a V8."
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oh crap i should of done a lot more i f i new i would be executed
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probly one of these where was i when i commited the crime??? i dont remember so it means it didn't happen!!! and/or i need to write my will... all my money go to 'her' and my parents since i dont have enough to give to everyone...... cloths need to be donated... computer goes to hmmm i dont know anyone smart enough for my computer... my uncle could figure it out.. hmm thats about it XD all my other gear grage sale for more money to be divided.... wow i really dont have much stuff do i???
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"oh well!"
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I would be like, THIS SUCKS!
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This executioner smells like cheese
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Why the hell am I having to die for a crime I didn't commit?! Typical of humanity. I hate people! Then I would do what Jesus did on the cross. I would ask their forgiveness from God. Sounds like direct opposites, doesn't it? But both are true. My emotions would be running wild knowing I was about to die.
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Maybe raping and killing that person wasn't such a good idea after all.
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I can only think of one reason why I would kill someone so I guess my last thought would be...."I'm glad I was the one who took that scum out".
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I didn't do it!
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I want my money back.
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ask god for his forgiveness and tell him i didn't murder my wife's other lover
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Assuming I did it, I'd be remorseful, do my confession and then start wondering what to say to Saint Peter.....is there a secret password for convicted murderers?
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I would make a brave attempt to find the bright side, or a humorous point, or a final moment of pleasure ... .
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I wish i had some brownies right now. I wonder if the devil is a cool person? Who's gonna be at my funeral?
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It would depend greatly on the crime & circumstances. I might feel like a victim of justice or I might feel tremendous shame & remorse, or I might even feel that things just go wrong and that's just the way it is.
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If I killed someone that deserved it and was sentenced to die for it my last thoughts would be..It was worth it. :)
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There can not be anything to be called as "last"! I mean "impossible is impossible" for God is at the side of the most positive thing-beginning again!
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At least now I'll be able to get a decent night's sleep. The noise in this place is horrible!
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"I definitely overpaid for my carpet."
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...damn lawyer overcharged me...
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Oops
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Damn it I forgot to let the cat out
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This is what I get for buying a Paris Hilton video
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I shouldn'ta done that.
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Man, that guard gave me a wedgie and now this thing won't quit chafing
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"Thank the odds I'm in Cali.. it will never happen"?
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Balls.
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I could have had a V-8;)
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Can I have a fat joint, a bottle of rum and a surf and turf dinner. Then you can shoot me since I wouldn't care anyway after that party.
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darn, I left the iron on
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the guard woke me up for this?
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i better convert to ALL the religions of the world, in case mine's wrong and one of them is right
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"I knew the odds". I really think that spending the rest of my life behind bars would cause me more pain and suffering. I would have the rest of my life to beat myself to death over what I did that put me here.
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Is there anyone I may have Harmed in any way? and if I did.. did I appologize to them?
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I guess it would depend on what it was I committed first. 'Never rub another mans ruhbarb' goes through my head quite alot though.
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"At least I committed the crime. The b@stard won't ever touch someone against their will again. I just wish I could have found a way to resurrect him and do it again."
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