Me, I'm immortal!

Nothing.

1) "What lives forever, and if you eat it, YOU DIE? Answer: Nothing! Nothing lives forever and if you eat nothing, you Die!" Source: http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/330.html 2) "Individual shrimp and algae cells die, of course. What "lives forever" is the collective life, the aggregate life of a community." Source: http://kk.org/outofcontrol/ch8-b.html 3) "What lives forever is our soul, our body form comes and goes." Source: http://www.mazaltovpages.com/HTM_poems/amalia.htm 4) "Movies take on a life of their own while you are filming them. You have good days and bad days. But in the end what lives forever is captured on 12,000 feet of celluloid, and it was my great pleasure to work with the best and most dedicated technicians at the best of their abilities." Source: http://www.cameraguild.com/index.html?magazine/stoo501.htm~main_hp 5) "...Roald Dahl didn't listen to publishers (adults), he listened to the children, his audience, and that genius will live forever because of it. He wasn't about hooks or plots or any other bullsh*t..." "He was about magic...why don't you look for magic? It's what the children love...and it's what lives forever. I've never met a kid that said the story was boring but the writing was wonderful..." Source: http://editorialanonymous.blogspot.com/2007/07/hooks-magic-and-yesterdays-comments.html 6) "Life is an opportunity for learning and spiritual growth. When we "die" we continue to live, creating the Heaven or hell of our choice in the next life. There is no devil tempting us, but there are angels who are always with us, leading us toward the light of heaven. As we choose between giving and taking, loving and hating, right and wrong, we participate in the creation of our own spiritual character. This spiritual self, or soul, is who we really are, and this is what lives forever." Source and further information: http://www.heavenonearth4u.org/our_beliefs.htm 7) "Immortality (or eternal life) is the concept of living in physical or spiritual form for an infinite length of time. What form an unending or indefinitely-long human life would take, or whether the soul, should such a thing exist, possesses immortality, has been the subject of much speculation, fantasy, and debate, as well as a fundamental point of focus in many faiths and religions." Source and further information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immortality (a very interesting presentation) 8) "Quantum immortality is a metaphysical speculation derived from the quantum suicide thought experiment. It states that the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that conscious beings are immortal." Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_immortality 9) Here is a "List of people who have claimed to be immortal": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_immortal_people Particularly interesting for me is the view explained in item N° 6.