You have to be high to give them that as an answer. Best not to test positive.

That's the funniest thing I've heard in awhile. 1/4 of an ounce a day is excessive, not heavy. And how do you find the time to look for work when your high all the time? And if you have some secret way of smoking that much weed in a day and passing drug tests, you should set up a site and make some money marketing that secret to the masses.

and get hired,yes.at the end of the forthnight they will attempt to pay you.

Go ahead and explain it to them. Chances are, they will fire you anyway. How DO you smoke a quarter ounce a day if you don't smoke and aren't high at work? Work only one hour per day, and devote the rest of the day to smoking pot?

Oh yah...they'll believe that one! Better find a job that doesn't drug test.

Err.. best not to say that, mate.

Maybe if you're applying to work in a head shop.

Seems to me about the same as explaining your 5 DWIs with "I only drink and drive on holidays" or your felony record with "I only steal TVs on Wednesdays." They don't care WHEN you smoke, they are weeding (ha ha) out the lawbreakers to protect themselves.

NO. Remember.. MARIJUANA is illegal. They test you because of this. It is against company policy, they usually have zero tolerance. Carry around synthetic urine.

Me thinks you will be looking for another job - one that doesn't require much common sense!

Sure, you can explain whatever you want. Then they will explain why your a risk to the company and didn't get the job. Better to just grow up and clean up.

Weed takes several months to clear out completely from the system. Through concentration levels it will be abundantly clear that you are not just a weekend smoker.

Tell them you work for medical research testing. Then when they ask for proof, thats a patient doctor confidentiality.. Its a suggestion.. Bt you shouldnt get high and go to work nor drive a car.. Thats dangerous..

Ummmm no. Everyone's body is different tho in passing in through their system. Some people could smoke a week b4 & pass it & some1 else could wait a month & still fail it so u could just take the risk & take it & see if u pass, which u prolly won't. Maybe u should think about working at Burger King.

no

aside from the question. 1/4 oz a day isn't much at all. for anyone who smokes and i doubt a few number of you do. don't know what type of weed this person has. or the method he or she would choose to ingest it. I've smoked three ounces in one night and was high for 14 hours. i've also smoked 1/4 oz and was only high for a few hours. i'm not preaching to smoke or intake anything that is considered unlawful. you are an individual and can make up your mind. aside from what is enforced by police and drug tests have to do with the law of the past. marijuana and other drugs were made illegal for social, racial and politcal power hungry people. blame the government from rights being stripped when they were the one's abusing the power to host and distribute these drugs right around the time each one became illegal. thank the FBI for making LSD. aka the "truth drug". thanks! and i bet most of you don't know this part of the internet but the CIA monitors facebook and help majorly fund it. to keep easy tabs on dumb criminals. lol makes you think what is privacy anymore. hotmail, yahoo, msn mail all monitored now because of 9/11. you can eat ganja food and it'll stay in your system longer (meaning you can get high at work at lunch in front of people). but it will rid your system quicker. there are legal ways to beat drug tests taking them to court, if they are random. and you don't work for a government agency or armed forces (which, don't qoute me but is more of a crime then a civilian). a pre-employment test is a must for some businesses that either handling guns, firearms or explosives. (signing an ATF waiver) and / or creating a great amount of income at say a desk job. but aside from that, i know police, judges, teachers, bus drivers, politicians, bosses, managers, doctors, etc. high and low paying people in salary who smoke on a regular basis, and know they smoke. i've smoked with them all. they waited until after the initial test and felt out how they do them. most likely they'll only test you first going in, and if they suspect you high at work or drunk. there after. i am waiting right now for a pre-employment test now. never used a masking tool / agent. my advice is use it during your detoxing process. not for your test day. not 24-48 hrs before. they'll detect it. those things clean out your system quicker. THC attaches to body fat tissue. so they bigger you are in weight then your prolly not going to pass it. you should be in fit to begin with. but exercise, 2 liters of water a day, juices, and the vitamins B & C rid out those toxins quicker. but nobody really can give you a good answer on how long THC will be in your system. it depends on your schedule. of eating habits, sleep (amount, it slows your metabolism down), exercise and your bathroom toilet time sessions. some doctors and shrinks will tell you 30 days. but thats a standard book answer that's been planted in there response books for years. for a long time, heavy user i'm sure that's a good generous answer (that's more likely true). but marijuana is the main drug on drug tests and with your body that stays in your body the longest amount of time. things that are true: 1)know the law, don't incriminate yourself w/ police, lawyers, or judges in presence. they are there to steer you clear from the dangers of getting in trouble if you know what to do. like saying you get pulled over. you have the right to remain silent. you must tell them where you were coming from (you can lie it's not hard), who you are, and give them drive's id and registration. don't admit why you think you got pulled over. (going say 45 in a 35). tell them no office, why did you pull me over. if they don't have video in there car, you'll know at court. and you can challenge there say at traffic court and you can beat your tickets if it's not to bad. worked every time for me. no tickets. but if you have say an open beer or a joint in plain view your not in luck. they can search the car. for some random reason you don't have anything in plain view but you have a bag of pot in the car. and he asks to search. you can say no. if you don't admit guilt. he or she asks you to exit the car. and tries to get you to say yes. open the door, lock your car and say no again. don't give in. he can do nothing, if he brings a dog or backup. it's admisable in court if they search, if it goes down like this. 2)if you know there is a drug test try what i explained above. it does work but takes like 2 weeks. if you exercise normally throughout the year and keep your excess fat down on your body it can take that time. they look for regular levels of a diet. if you've try to water log your urine before hand. and if there are high levels of creatine. 3)if your on probation, and you in a state that's lax about marijuana (not jail time, decriminalized) feel the office out. if he or she is cool you can fail a few tests, but don't if you can. 4)some of those detox drinks or pills don't always work. some have a swearing truth that you'll get your money back if you fail. it's a crap shoot. i've had people i know pass on one and another person fail on another. it's ultimately up to your body chemistry and if you gene's have drug abuse in them too. 5)when you do a urine test. make sure it's not your first urination of the day and one late in the day. mid day is good if you can do it. also when using the cup. do the same. not the first part of your urine coming out or last. those are the most concentrated of toxins leaving your body. 6)you can exercise your rights if you have a job with a union as well. they can't do random drug tests, they have to have reasonable doubt. because your rights are the amendments. i've worked in healthcare places where everyone smoked, including doctors lol

Pass the first one, they may never bother you again. In the near future it probably won't be an issue.

no duh its called synthetic urine www.passitkit.com

they will still fire you although it is immoral to do so. They are not paying you at home.