ANSWERS: 16
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Some electrical tape and a guy named Steve.
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A guys shirt, 2 friends & I kind of lead this guy on & was having fun(but no sex, pretty sure he thought he was getting it after us taking his shirt off) & I slipped it in my purse. Still have it some where that was about 20 years ago. And a car antena, these girls we were fighting with flipped us off on the way to a ball game, when we got there we found their car & stole their antena. Mind you in the 80's we didn't have cd players & most cars didn't have cassette players so I'm sure they enjoyed the crappy reception.
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I rocked up at 5am wearing someone's high heeled red shoe on the wrong foot, an orange roadworks witch hat on my head and I was carrying a rather dead looking pot plant and had apparently "married" some guy from America. My husband met me at the door and said "Well that is the last time you will go out with the girls". I'm not sure what happened to the guy, the plant died, the shoe got thrown out and I use the witches hat as a marker in my riding arena :)
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A Coors beer sign that Lights up!!!!!1
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My ex-wife ;-) A few times I came home with beer mugs, still had some beer in them. Not suppose to leave a bar or pub with alcohol.
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A wife! 16 years later.....I still can't find out who she belonged to!!! She just stays around!
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a fire hydrant
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a fire hydrant
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a fire hydrant
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A Police escort.
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Drunk in the middle of the night, I was on a toll road, and realized I couldn't get over, so I decided in a panick, to cross the pilons anyways. I was going to fast to try and manuver between them, and I ended killing like 12!...when I got to my friend's house to continue the party, a half a dozen people stared at the front end of my truck. Apparently all those pilons got stuck in my front tire wheel wells!
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I am famous for beer glasses!
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A four foot high bird cage.
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"Mr. Nevada Gay Rodeo."
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I think it was not so much what I brought home but what I came home without! ;)
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A bizarre , foreign young lady who told me she was here to "overthrow the government" (said in the sweetest voice and funniest accent with total sincerity). She was asking me for directions to a place that was near where I lived. She came home with me and explained her purpose. I was so fascinated that I became friends.
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