ANSWERS: 4
  • dry gulch the neighbor's barking dog
  • Volunteering to helping the homeless. That would be me doing the dirty deed for dirt cheap. and I use the word "dirt(y)" literally. ...........anyone confused yet? haha
  • I am a paranoid man and I do not trust many. If a dirty deed needs doing, I am the type who would do it myself. I have had reason to do dirty deeds. I have had many I would want to make "vanish" and with good cause. I examine the situation, however, and realize that with the state of forensic science, odds are that I would be caught. I shall tell of one of the ways I have fantasized of doing a dirty deed: I had an obnoxious neighbor in California. I also had a 20+ foot, guessing 250+ pound Burmese python. A snake that size could eat a slim to normal sized human. My neighbor was a slender human. I spent much time hypothesizing if they could extract human DNA from snake poo. Never did it but I wondered if it would have worked. :)
  • I'd have all my student loans suddenly erased when I have a computer hacker erase this record forever. I owe an insane amount of money still and it's already destroyed my credit. I want my credit back too. Done with sheep!

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