A black bird just crashed in to my window (it did not brake) and died. What should I do?
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joedraco
ANSWERS: 13
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Put the poor sod in the garbage bin and wash your hands.
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Say a nice prayer and bury him/her. Do you have a mirror anywhere near?
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wear gloves and dispose of the bird
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Feed it to a nearby cat, then put up speed limit signs around your house
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prepare a speech and burial ceremony?
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Clean the window.
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Buy yourself a smarter one.
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It happens quite often, there's really nothing YOU can do,. The cause is ''pilot error'' yo...
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Wrap it up in a newspaper and throw it in the garbage. Do not touch it with your hands because of the possibility of it carrying the bird flu.
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Be thankful your window didn't break. The bird died, there is nothing you can do.
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Play "Like Suicide" by SoundGarden. It's an ode to that situation.
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Are you fearing the idea of a black bird crossing your path? The other day A black bird flew alongside my car and then crossed in front of me it gave me the shivers.I saw a whole bunch of them and I said to my sister in law what do you think it means?and she said "how the flock should I know?" True story..it put it in perspective for me..just a bird.Doesnt matter that it was black
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Nothing except bury it or throw it out. There is no superstition in this situation except one unlucky bird.
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