What you'd love to do to your boss at work?
by 
ChelseaMark
ANSWERS: 21
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Say all the things i have had to put up with for all the years and them punch him in the face
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TAKE HER WAGES
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Let it be known, that one of these days, when he's least expecting it, I will have sex with him!
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I cant do anything he is family lol.
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I would love to have her take a few classes, organize a few events and check piles and piles of books, all with me breathing down her neck, giving 'really useful'suggestions!
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Well, since I guess you could say that my boss would be my husband at the moment, I'd like to give him a big kiss good morning and ask him "where's my breakfast?"
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Have him sit at my desk, answering phones, greeting people and tell him he can still get his work done.
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1. Have him do my job for one day, then he would get a better idea of how much more I do than anyone else in my department. 2. Humiliate him in front of the department manager by proving he is a liar. 3. Find some magical way to make him respect me and appreciate me more than currently, if answer #1 didn't work.
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Tell him to BACK OFF and LEAVE ME ALONE cos i KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, you GLORY-STEALING, PATRONISING PIECE OF...ooops, sorry. You get the general idea, anyway.
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male or female boss.
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At work? Nothing. Too many witnesses.
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Put him in MY shoes for two minutes and see what it's really like to work in this hell hole.
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Through him down on a work bench, and give him a big smooch! (No, I'm not gay, I'd just like to freak him out!)
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I would love to give her a raise and a two week vacation. Wait, I work for myself, Damn.
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I am my own boss,so I'm thinking dinner and a movie and then maybe expecting something from myself at the end of night.I hope I'm not cheap;)
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1.Tell her to get a backbone and stop letting people run over her. 2.Stop being biased to certain people. Everyone notices. 3.Get off the phone and do your own work. 4.Speak to people other than when you need them to do something. It doesn't hurt to say hello when you walk into someones office. 5.Stop talking about your kids ALL the time. We've heard enough about them. (No offense to parents) 6.Reprimand people when they do something wrong over and over and over and over again. 7. Act like a preachers wife for once.
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Put lots and lots of dollar bills in his pocket being I'm self employed.
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Tickle him with my feather duster.
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seduce him
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Knock em down a few pegs!!!
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When I retired I had the best boss I ever had. Don't want to kiss her though. Maybe give her a bonus.
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