Pass gas

Pick your nose.

Rub your genitals against the big booty of a woman in front of you.

have an orgy...

Push through them constantly and cuss them out. It might not end up good for you, either...

It might not be polite to admit that your a cannibal and then lite a fire.

talk on a cell phone & wonder why people are looking at you strange because they can hear what your talking about. Drives me nuts how people do that then act offended because its quiet & your listening to their conversations.

Press all the buttons so you have to stop at every floor. (Really sucks in any building with more than ten floors)

not cause a fight

Talk to your self, break out in dance while singing show tunes at the top of your lungs!

Um...the one thing u shud never do is....ask everyone for their attention, say that u r gay and smile at everyone....

Say "DING" out loud every time the elevator stops on a floor.

Stand near the door and face the rear wall of the elevator durring the ride.

Lets see.... jump up and down, pass gas, press all of the buttons on the elevator, talk about how you are contagious, pick your nose, sing really loud, stick your hands down your pants, start taking your clothes off . . .

Wait until the door closes, and within 5 seconds, start complaining of motion sickness...

Flip out.

The proper etiquette when in a lift is a follows: Enter the lift, with some feeble smile in the way of thanks if someone has held the sensor for you. Face towards the door, trying to always maintain the largest possible distance between you and other liftee's. Face the door only, DO NOT look or speak to anybody else in the lift. In order to maintain sanity, subconciously pretend that you are infact in the lift alone. However, you still must not engage in any behaviour other than the vital life processes. Such things include, but are not limited to - strange noises (farting, snoring, burping, laughing out loud to yourself, talking to yourself, singing etc) Movement other than a slight weight shifting (dancing, sitting on the floor, attempting to climb the walls, scratching intimate places etc) Other strange behaviour such as urinating in the corner, screaming, licking other people in the lift, or engaging in sexual activities with lift companions is also inadviseable. Once the lift has reached your destination leave the lift immediately, do not look back, do not loiter in the entrance and do not press the lift button just as the doors close to open them again.