Parents: What is something your young child has said or done that he/she should have been in trouble for but it was so funny you couldn't bring yourself to punish them?

Haha well this isnt something to get punished for bt once my lil cousin and i we're in the living room of her house (she was 7) and those annoying Telemarketers called so she picks up and they ask for her dad (who is in his room) so shes like "Okay hold one sec." And she goes into the other room and tells him abt it and her dad said, "Tell them im not home Gabby!" so shes like okay, and goes back to the phone and says, "My dad says he's not home." lmfao!!!

My daughter said she wanted to be a blow-job, because people always want them, but nobody ever gets them. She obviously doesn't know the meaning.

I have enough resolve to punish through the strongest desire to laugh.
at the moment the only story I can think of is:
my 3 year old son was getting daddy straight jacketed for a tantrum and he stopped really quick. I turned to him and asked if he was done... he said "no" and was completely calm... I gave him a couple more minutes and asked again and again he said no. even though he said no he was completely done so I started to pull him out... he looked at me confused "no daddy, I'm NOT done" I laughed and just held him next to me tightly. (it's not over yet!!!) after about 10 minutes smileing ear to ear he pulled away and turned to me arms spread wide "see daddy, I'm all done!!!"
beat that!!!!

This wasn't me or my child, but it's funny anyhow. My little sister was very small (under 5) and my mom pissed her off somehow. She turned all red and started sputtering, "You... you... you... you BUMBLEBEE!" and ran off. My dad turned to my mom and deadpanned, "Are you aware that she just called you a bitch?" and they both cracked up. My poor sister, she just didn't yet have the words to express her anger properly... ^_^