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my friends and i were leaving for lunch in high school and we were messing around and my friend accidently tripped me and i fell in front of about 80 classmates. skinned up my hand and knees. so so embarrassing!!
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I was attending a wife-swappers convention in Chicago (Schiller Park) in 1973, and I addressed a crowd at one of the seminars by saying, "I want to thank all of you for CUMMING..." When everyone started laughing uproariously and applauding wildly, I quickly corrected myself by saying, "I mean, I want to thank all of you for COMING, not CUMMING." Someone said, later on, "Thanks for clarifying that." +5
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I've fallen numorous times gotten drunk and yacked in front of everyone peed my pants laughing chocked and had food fly out my nose And I say stupid sh*t everyday...so I won't go there
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I was at a new years eve party where a group of us were talking about the oddest teacher we'd ever had. I began to tell the story of the high school drivers ed instructor at my high school. I'd gone to school in a town several counties away from where I was attending the party. As I told the story people laughed but I noticed one person who was not laughing but instead was looking more and more angry. I should have picked up on it but didn't until she got up, crossed the room and threw her drink in my face. The drivers ed teacher in my story was her father! Needless to say we left that party early after some awkward apologies.
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Last Sunday I was looking really cute in my little black dress and heels. My mom said "you look good" so, I started to do walk like I was on the catwalk in the middle of the street, step in a crack and fell really hard in front of everybody. Everyone paused, I started laughing so, they did too. I have scrapped knees now. LOL
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I once told a group of Psychologist that ABA is based on common sense and anyone could learn it. The head Psychologist said , my work is based common sense? I wanted to laugh in her face and say yes it is.
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