What did Jehovah do that loads of people witnessed?
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I dunno, but WTF is it with the Jehovah's Witnesses questions? (no I'm not just talking about yours)
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I don't know! Did he shake his funky thang? :)
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He invented the door bell
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I give up
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All those that Pharoah let free saw the Red Sea part, letting them through, then because Pharoah had changed his mind and wanted to capture them and take them back, Jehovah destroyed him and his army. The Jews could have numbered more than a million people...
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He wrote the Bible! It reveals his will and purpose for mankind. (Revelation 21:3,4) And it reveals the final days of this wicked world that is controled by Satan and his demons.(Revelation 12:9-12) Today, have we not become witnesses to their failure to solve our worldwide problems. The economic and financial system breaking down, the outbreak of Flu Virius that they cannot contain. Look at whats happening in Iran and Iraq continue conflict between politics and people. THe UN (United Nations)have failed to bring world peace. What about global warming shall I go on? Jesus said that we will be witnesses to these signs and that this is what spells the final days of this dying world. That is what we witness today!!!!
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Apparently they witnessed Jehovah walking around neighborhoods, knocking on doors trying to spark up some sort of convoluted religious chit-chat and then asking those people for some sort of donation. They've been "following" him ever since...
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I'm not sure but if my religion said that heaven had a limited amount of space available I think I would keep my trap shut and leave the pavement pounding to the Mormons
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And more importantly, why can't he be bothered to do it now?
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