If a Christian got one point for saying ''Jesus,'' one for saying ''Bible,'' and 5 points each time they made a quote from the Bible. How many points do you think the average Christian answerbagger could make per day?
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Chubbychaser84
ANSWERS: 10
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None, because the anti-Christian trollies would just minus them for every mention of each word.
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1) I don't know, but you would just have made three points (I assumed that either you were a Christian or that one could extend that rule to non-Christian). ;-) 2) Happily such a rule does not exist, it would be encouraging those discussions. I don't think that questions of a particular kind should be encouraged. I guess that some particular Answerbaggers could make a lot of points; but it would not be so good to concentrate on points anyway. 3) I counted 11942 questions about Christianity, those are not so many, actually. As long as they are open to discussion, it does not bother me. And I just ignore those questions when I have enough of them.
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over 9000
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Do the quotes have to be accurate to count?
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What no points for being silent? Many "average" Christians here remain silent much of the time.
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Why are you just attacking Christianity and not Islam or Judaism--yes they're all delusional idiots but cowards pick on easy targets.
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not very many because this site is strictly textual...no voice.
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As a Christian, I come here to answers questions not get points. If AB was to stop handing them out, I would still come here to answer questions.
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Yeah, that big print out at the "pearly gates" where they have that celestial computer and Saint whoever is in charge now will sit there saying "I'm impressed! You quoted scripture...WHAT? Nine gazzilion times? Well you get a "special cloud"..." then sends them off to the rubber cloud. Pump that sucker with some thorazine..of course named after the viking god. ;)
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