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See a doctor.
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Go see a doctor. but i have a question: why the hell would you eat something brown that you found between your couch cushions?
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Lol that brown and crunchy thing probably was a cheesy a couple years ago. I suggest getting in touch with your doctor, take it easy for a few hours and keep drinking water this should help and from now on I would refrain from eating what you find in your couch
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Puke it out
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Puke it out and/or see a doctor, then learn your lesson : P Don't eat random things you find : D
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Have you pets???It may have been a dryed up poop!!!!What possesed you to eat it!!!!!
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How about not eating things you find in your couch to begin with? <gross> What in the world possessed you to eat it? If you are that hungry, come on over, I'll feed you. Your stomach probably feels full, because you are about to be sick!!! Feel better!! *****edited****** @my downrater: BITE ME
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it is nothing to worry with.....in some parts of the world,large cockroaches are considered a delicasy....
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i think you ate a desiccated cat turd... are you dead yet?
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When your eyes and stomach explode, then go to the hospital.
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Take pepto. If that doesn't work, you'll die.
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Ahhh, well for one, don't go around eating anymore unidentified objects...
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Have you seen the movie Alien? ....start preparing your will...lol :)
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Dig in for dessert.
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Ick, never eat anything like it again. Dial a nurse or get to a doctor.
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Don't be alarmed - this is just nature's way of telling you that you're a moron.
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Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thats intense.
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Quit getting in between those couch cushions for starters... Do you have a dog? Maybe he/she ate something you're alergic to. Just curious....
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DUH! Anybody should know this one! if it was brown and crunchy you just have to eat something else that is blue and squishy to counteract the effects! START DIGGING!
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Man I would be careful, I think I sharted a little turd out last time I boned your mom on that couch. What did it taste like?
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Go play in the Freeway.
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