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by sleepy kitty on February 11th, 2007

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I ate something brown and crunchy between my couch cushions, and now I feel like my eyes are going to explode, and my stomach is getting the feeling of being incredibly full, even though i haven't eaten anything for hours, what should I do?

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  • by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on November 10th, 2007

    Sheriff Raff -Answerhag

    i think you ate a desiccated cat turd... are you dead yet?

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  • by doodlethenoodle on February 11th, 2007

    doodlethenoodle

    Go see a doctor. but i have a question: why the hell would you eat something brown that you found between your couch cushions?

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  • by pagan-babe on July 1st, 2007

    pagan-babe

    Have you pets???It may have been a dryed up poop!!!!What possesed you to eat it!!!!!

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  • by allikatzpop on November 10th, 2007

    allikatzpop

    it is nothing to worry with.....in some parts of the world,large cockroaches are considered a delicasy....

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  • by Grammy Robin on July 1st, 2007

    Grammy Robin

    How about not eating things you find in your couch to begin with? <gross>
    What in the world possessed you to eat it?
    If you are that hungry, come on over, I'll feed you.

    Your stomach probably feels full, because you are about to be sick!!!

    Feel better!!

    *****edited******

    @my downrater: BITE ME

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  • by Amorphous Blob on November 10th, 2007

    Amorphous Blob

    Don't be alarmed - this is just nature's way of telling you that you're a moron.

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  • by Kal-El on November 10th, 2007

    Kal-El

    Ahhh, well for one, don't go around eating anymore unidentified objects...

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  • by wander-er-er the vulcanologist on November 10th, 2007

    wander-er-er the vulcanologist

    Take pepto. If that doesn't work, you'll die.

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  • by Twhupfold on July 1st, 2007

    Twhupfold

    Puke it out and/or see a doctor, then learn your lesson : P

    Don't eat random things you find : D

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  • by Nice on July 1st, 2007

    Nice

    Puke it out

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  • by elle_000 on February 11th, 2007

    elle_000

    Lol that brown and crunchy thing probably was a cheesy a couple years ago. I suggest getting in touch with your doctor, take it easy for a few hours and keep drinking water this should help and from now on I would refrain from eating what you find in your couch

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  • by   on February 11th, 2007

     

    See a doctor.

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  • by -O-uknow on November 10th, 2007

    -O-uknow

    Dig in for dessert.

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  • by highlandlass on November 10th, 2007

    highlandlass

    Have you seen the movie Alien? ....start preparing your will...lol :)

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  • by Zack on November 10th, 2007

    Zack

    When your eyes and stomach explode, then go to the hospital.

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  • by ChelseaLee on January 11th, 2012

    ChelseaLee

    post your demise on You-Tube

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  • by Butterfly69870 on March 4th, 2008

    Butterfly69870

    DUH! Anybody should know this one! if it was brown and crunchy you just have to eat something else that is blue and squishy to counteract the effects! START DIGGING!

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  • by miteb on March 4th, 2008

    miteb

    Quit getting in between those couch cushions for starters... Do you have a dog? Maybe he/she ate something you're alergic to. Just curious....

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  • by FF in training on March 4th, 2008

    FF in training

    Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    thats intense.

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  • by C-C. on November 10th, 2007

    C-C.

    Ick, never eat anything like it again. Dial a nurse or get to a doctor.

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  • by Snatchsquach on January 11th, 2012

    Snatchsquach

    Sounds like you got a mouse that died from Decon rat poison. My dog did that one time. One time.

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  • by HoboJoe on January 11th, 2012

    HoboJoe

    You ate a chia pet.

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  • by Paynus on January 11th, 2012

    Paynus

    oh thats easy! it was a cockroach! same thing happened to me when I was 2. just walk it off.

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  • by Hillbilly on December 3rd, 2009

    Hillbilly

    Go play in the Freeway.

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  • by sleepy kitty on January 11th, 2012

    sleepy kitty

    i remember that brown crunchy thing. deeelicious!

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  • by DidyurMom on December 3rd, 2009

    DidyurMom

    Man I would be careful, I think I sharted a little turd out last time I boned your mom on that couch. What did it taste like?

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  • by Texaspete on January 11th, 2012

    Texaspete

    Bend over and stick your head between your legs......
    and kiss your ass "Goodby", your're going to die!

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