"Yes, the cake was good."

"I have found peace with uncertainty by living my now with personal integrity." Oops, sorry, here's the link http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/118833/282053

"Rock on ignorant one!"

Q. Is it really possible to be happy without being successful? A. "If a person is happy they ARE successful regardless of what possessions they may or may not have." http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/91565/136488 =================================================== Q. Is it better to burn out or to fade away? A. "... a lifetime of "fading" away can illuminate far more than a brilliant "flash" of burning out light." http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/91456/136412 ================================================ "There are no WORDS to live by. There are only actions to live by." http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/90960/133784 ================================================ "... the universe is one large intricate tapestry and pulling out one thread, no matter how poorly stitched it was, will change every other thread in the tapestry. So best to leave it alone, live with imperfection, and be grateful the whole hasn't unraveled." http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/87454/130120 ================================================ "Scars are souvenir patches from all the places we have been." http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/89557/131437 ================================================ Q. Is there really a weight loss program that consists entirely of changing the way you breathe? A. "Is it the one where you stop 'inhaling' food? If so, it has a shot at success." http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/82741/111687

"There are two ways to get rich. Work harder or WANT less." http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/90960/133766

". . .if I wanted to hang around in a cramped space and smell bad smells I'd go to the movies.. ." http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/90579 Auntie Em wit at its best :)

"Did you ever notice that if they hear you fart once they look at your FACE and not your butt?" As out of context as this sounds, it was part of an answer to one of my questions. Here's the link: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/84174

I have a few. 'I don't really want to get into a "my owie was worser than your owie" conversation' 'You don't know diddly about my religious beliefs back in the day' 'That's crap' http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/90522?page=5& quotes from comments here when everyone was sort of piling up on me, and Auntie Em helped me out. That is when I discovered she was the best Aunty the world has ever seen. But my personal favourite answer she ever gave was this one a very long time ago: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/34808/33076 I dunno why, it just stuck in my mind Yay for aunty Em, best aunty in the world! Edit: damn it woman, you are too good! I loved this, and just found it on the main page http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/125245

I finally found the famous "unusual use of duct tape" answer I've been searching for: http://tinyurl.com/3atnx7

...humor really is in the ear of the beholder! http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/119667/415168

I went to choose one but it seems they are all gone. What a lost treasure that is.

I would, but since her profiles completely gone I can't find any for you.

Em this is for you....