I'm sorry Officer but I really have to go to the restroom ! That's why I was driving so fast - (It was true) he let me go ! And was I proud !!

I've never been pulled over or recieved a traffic ticket.

I have never been pulled over, honest. I was with my husband coming home from church on a Sunday afternoon and he was so busy watching someone littering that he ran a stop sign. We get pulled over and I am getting all sick and sweaty and I am not even the driver, I am just a passenger. He pulls out his wallet with a NYS shield which was a gift from his step-father to remove his license and then he gives the littering story and I agree with it. I think the cop was in the neighborhood doing a stake-out for some drug activity and once he determined we were harmless and local, he let us go without a ticket.

Sorry I was speeding but I'm a forensic pathologist and there,s another stained dress at the White house. Unfortunately, it was Janet Reno's so I had to get the HELL outta there.

Sorry Officer I dropped my joint and I was trying to find it;LMAO!!!!(((((Just Kidding)))) . . I dropped the Cherry off my cigarette and burned a hole in my pants;) Honest, and showed him the hole and still got a ticket;)

The cop that pulled me over for speeding went to a rival high school and I just got a no seat belt ticket.

No excuses. I just yes Sir'ed him and agreed with him that 65 in a 30 was absolutly WAY to fast and he lowered it to 14 over. I shoud mention it was 3AM and nobody was on the road but me and him. (15 or greater is reckless driving) Cops get lied to a lot. Maybe it's refreshing to have a happy customer. :)

I got stopped in a traffic road block (many yrs ago)...pulled out my license & almost got away. The patrolman was about to hand it back to me when he did a "double-take" & discovered it was out of date - about 2 yrs. My excuse was "Well, I've never been pulled before so I figured the odds were with me" The patrolman just laughed & gave me my well-deserved ticket.

im gonna poop my pants they laughed at me butt it worked on the bridge cops at the walt whitman bridge in philadelphia they laughed at me while i laughed at them no poop in my pants or no ticket in my pocket

I usually am honest with them. I got pulled over in Guymon, OK going 68 in a 45 zone (23 over and major grief). I was polite and didn't offer conversaton, just answered his questions and complied with his requests (license and registration). He went back to his car and after a short time came back with a ticket for 58 in the 45. I paid about $115, sent a check to the City. No excuse, no quips, no bull. I figured I got off real lucky.

My speedomter cable just came unhooked and I haven't had the chance to get to the garage yet to have it hooked back up. It really did become unhooked, he looked underneath and saw it dangling there. Gave me the 24hr. fix it warning card instead.

okay. here's probably the stupidest thing i've done, other than everything my ex-wife says i've done... a state police car was in the speeding lane going 5 mph over the speed limit. i went to the slow lane and i passed him. he pulled me over [duh!] i told him that i was on my way to work and having trouble dealing with one of his ex-arrestees at my workplace. he shook his head and said that this was the first time he'd ever seen something that unbelievable.

i pay the fine, and do the time in traffic school so it isnt on my record. one saturday watching movies isnt so bad.

"I am flowing with the traffic" My 2 cents.

The pastor of my church youth group told us his technique for getting out of a ticket. 1) If at all possible drive to a parking lot and exit your vehicle slowly and calmly close the door of your car and lean sideways against it facing the officer but not staring at him. Keep your hands in plain sight. This supposedly puts you on an even status with the officer, rather than him towering over you squirming down in the car. An easy way to keep you hands in plain sight is by getting your registration and license ready. They will force you to wait in your car if you are pulled over on the road, so that's the reason for the parking lot. In some states they want you to stay in your car anywhere. A way around this is to keep your registration in the trunk or some other place where you must leave the car to get it (passenger door pocket in the back seat is where I keep mine in my truck). 2) Now that you are in a peer relationship, demean yourself. Say "yes, sir", "No Ma'am", "I was unaware I did that, but, I'm sure you are right." Act interested in their work, for example, in Illinois, they are supposed to offer to show you the speed you were going on their radar, so say, "I don't doubt that you are right, but, I've never seen one of those do you mind?" Then ask question about how it works. In other words, give them your total respect. I have been pulled over for speeding 3 times in my adult life. Once going 37 mph over the posted limit. 3 times for inappropriate maneuver. I have never gotten a moving violation.

Generally a cop pulls another cop over and it is "Awww <explicitive deleted>! Wouldn't you know I would stop someone for speeding and it would be a cop...Take it easy."