ANSWERS: 29
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carrots are bleeding, plants are screamin, and tomatoes cry...yeah, i kill veggies almost as often as i kill cows, chickens, and pigs.
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Yeah, I'm like a regular veggie ax murderer, they call me the yam snatcher.
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All the freaking time. I like to grow them in my garden, you know. Lull them into a false sense of security. Then, come fall... MUAHAHAHA! Let the carnage begin!
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I do it daily, I am a serial veggie killer!
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Not latley, no.
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All the time and they thank me for taking them out of the dirt and giving them a meaningful life in butter, salt and pepper and providing food for us humans.
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*GASP* *SOB* I ADMIT IT... I'm an... OMNIVORE! *BAWL*
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I *sob* admit it. I did it. I shanked the potatoe. It shouldn't have talked.
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Of course, I always play with my food given the chance.
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I almost do it every day, I even peel their skins off with a shaarrrpp knife, BOOOOOOO!
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You barbarian! How could you ever accuse me of such a thing?!?!? "I'm a political prisoner, trapped in a windowless cage, 'Cuz I saved the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in a rage I told the judge as he sentenced me "This is my finest hour!" I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower!" Why can't people hear the screams of the vegetables? Don't they know they should just eat cows instead? Why can't we just give peas a chance?
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Only that one cucumber..but dude he was askin for it
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Vegetables are what food eats.
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I love to murder and eat plants and animals.......look at these unsuspecting targets...just waiting to be kidnapped, drowned, chopped and chewed....I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT DOING THIS!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MMMMMWWWWHHHHAAAAA.
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There was once this potato that was giving me the eye! So I had no choice but to boil it while it was still alive...then I crushed it to smithereens!
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Nothing quite as satisfying as de-veining a stalk of celery and crunching through its flesh...
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I wanted to strangulate a juicy lemon but it split it on me.
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Yes, It's fun...I admit it.
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The veggies are evil and must be punished!!!
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those veggies dont stand a chance against me. I even feed some to my rabbit (evil laughing follows)
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As the Lord of Creation, they willing come and sacrifice themselves joyfully for me realizing that they then become me and get to get up and walk around instead of being stuck in the mud.
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Today, several carotts an onion and a few tomatos had to die in my home.
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I once ate a tangerine live. I peeled it while still hanging from the tree, and ate it alive.
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yep and it didn't taste like chicken either
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I chopped a head of lettuce up and ate part of it. Delicious! Guess it was murder and cannibalism.
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I sure have. Just a few hours ago actually.
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Yeah, I chopped up a bunch of radishes just the other day.. wasn't pretty, there was red everywhere.
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Yes, I do it all the time. I even eat them raw! Shocking I know.
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I eat vegetables every day. I killed some peas last summer. Mostly I kill fruit, though.
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