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" Birds of a feather flock together "
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Always look both ways before crossing the street.
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only one starch is allowed on your dinner plate!
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"Hold it until we get to the bathroom!"
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Never go out with a wet head. Always wear a hat.
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“The person faithful in what is least is faithful also in much.” Simplified meaning: if you can be faithful in following the little rules/laws then you will certainly not have trouble following the big ones.
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mind your manners and be a gentleman
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If you play with fire, you will get burned.
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Wash both sides of the dish, the top and underneath, not just the top, where you place the food, otherwise when you stack them, the dirty downside will soil the dish underneath. I was about 4 years old when she told me this. I had insisted on helping her do dishes and I thought I could do it faster.
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Her two most uttered sayings: "Make sure people are laughing with you and not at you." "Your chickens will eventually come home to roost" and on a less ominous, more frivalous note; "Always remember to put decorations and tinsel at the back of the (xmas)tree not just at the front, even if you can't see them, the tree feels and acts like it's a balanced tree!
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Don't leave any of that food on the plate. And thank God you have it.
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And am I alone here in feeling as if the advice was often delivered sounding less like warm, fuzzy maternal advice and more like an ancient curse!!??
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Support Chelsea Football Club and don't cross the road if a juggernaut is approaching.
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Drink ginger ale when your tummy hurts. Also no matter how sick you are, you will feel better is you take a shower.
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"There is a difference between right and wrong. Don't ever forget it."
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Always wear clean underwear, and clean socks when going shopping! LOL
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Don't forget to say your prayers.
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If you're not a good person in life, you'll spend eternity working for the Devil in Hell. I swear she really did say that to me, and I was like four. Ever since then I have had visions of me in a traditional Hell, full of fire and stuff, lugging bags of skulls or dragging them behind me. Why Satan would need skulls moved around I don't know, but also that initiated my physical image of Satan as wielding a whip, and not a pitchfork. Crazy religious mom, ack.
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always wear a clean pair of knickers in case you get knocked down by a bus
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Wash your hands!
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"Never let a man cheat on you, once a cheater always a cheater- and if he does make sure to kill the m*therf*cker and bury his ass in the next door neighbor's yard, if you need help call your dad, brother, and me. We'll help." My mother is always a little psychotic.
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I don't cross my eyes for an extended period of time. I'm too afraid that they'll "STAY THAT WAY FOREVER!!!"
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Chew with your mouth closed.
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Don't come running to me if you break your leg .........
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always wear a nice clean pair of knickers just in case you get into an accident and land out in hospital!
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Always follow your heart.
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my great grandmother told me "when you go out on a date, wear ugly underwear" it took me a while before it dawned on me duh then you wont wanna take your pants off ! she was funny
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Always cut those plastic six pack soda holder rings into pieces because if you don't, when you throw them away, animals will get stuck in them at the dump. Ever since I can remember, I've always cut them into pieces before throwing them away.
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When you are a guest in some ones house you eat what is served with out complaint.
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If you are able to help another person, whether they deserve it or not, do it, because at some point in your life, you will need help and you won't deserve it.
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Beware, the opposite sex will tell you anything to get in your pants.
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Better your seed fall in the belly of a whore, than on the ground.
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your probably going to be a jail bird
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