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A friend of mine was potty training her son and didn't want to use the normal euphemisms, and she was annoyed with her sister, so she called it "Visiting Aunt Val-val". Her son (who is now 8) says he still remembers this. I, on the other hand am more direct. I say, "I need to use the euphemism".
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I like these: Dropping a deuce Going number two Dropping the kids off at the pool Pinching a loaf
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Taking the Browns to the Superbowl.
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When my son was potty training, it was "going poop", not "I'm going TO poop", just "going poop"! To this day, (15 years later), if anyone in the house needs to, we all say we are "going poop"! LoL!
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I gotta brown snake playing peek-a-boo with my butt crack!
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"Growing a tail". Also, "Clearing my throat".
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my mom calls it parie doggin..lol
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Heaving a Havana.. Dropping a Stanley Steamer. On the Captains chair making the Captains Log.
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Going ca ca.
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Give birth to a Baby Ruth. Free the chocolate starfish. Sit On The Throne . Drop The Bomb. Pinch a loaf.
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In my area a favorite is: "Gotta take a POWER DUMP!"
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Releasing a sewer trout.
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The turtle is popping his head out.
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Dropping the kids off at the pool making the chocolate snake
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My boyfriend just told me the funniest term he's heard was an old man saying, "I gotta go drop a gurdoodle."
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Doing a poo. Going to a very small room.
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Doing some paperwork.
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Take a dump.
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