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    • Ice man
      Were you looking for the multiple compartment or the single "Dungeon" model ? The latest models come with "Windows 10".
    • beaker95
    • Ice man
      Yes, that's understandable ....
    • beaker95
    • Ice man
      That wasn't my face ...
    • beaker95
    • Ice man
      No, I got it from my daddy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg
  • I doubt it. And no. I'm in God's hands and I'm ready to die.
    • beaker95
      Without Linda Joyful, who would ask all the questions in this post-apocalyptic answerbag world that remains ?
    • Linda Joy
      Do you really expect me to care? I'll be in Paradise! Besides who asked them before I got here - you! And Iceman's doing a pretty good job of it! as well as a few others! I guess that would depend on who's left!
    • beaker95
      So you are a Muslim then ? Say "Hi" to those 24 Virgins over there in Paradise City....especially my good friend "we are dough". I don't really ask questions...I just spurt out diarrhea to pass the time till my next wank. Ice Man has never had a job....he just sits on the street corner, in his denim dungerees, whistling at the pretty girls going by.
    • Ice man
      True, that's very true .., So yeah ... do tell about those Virgins in Paradise City ....
    • beaker95
      I'm told, by a close confidant (Dave in Accounts), that some of them have not even had sex before. Can you Adam and Eve it ? Take it with a pinch of salt though.....he once told me Canada was the 51st state of America. Everyone knows Canada is in South America. Muppet.
    • Linda Joy
      Why do you think it is those Muslim radicals would rather hang out in caves with other men then go to their 72 virgins?
    • beaker95
      Wow, those hungry Virgins are multiplying by the second. Must be down to over-copulation or something in the Southern Comfort over there. Is it cos Muslim men like to rub their beards down south, down old Mexican way ?
    • Linda Joy
      I'm LDS, not Muslim. And I personally prefer an experienced lover.
    • beaker95
      Does that stand for Lesbian Dirty Slut ? If it's experience you want, look no further. I've watched loads of porn and I'm pretty sure I would be good at it.
    • Linda Joy
      LDS stands for Latter Day Saint, And I already told you I don't do married men.
    • beaker95
      Silly me. What kind of men do you do ? And how often ? Do tell.
    • Linda Joy
      I don't believe in having sex outside of marriage. I haven't had sex with anyone since 2001 when I got divorced. And that's no joke.
    • beaker95
      What a coincidence. I haven't had sex (with someone other than myself) since 2001 either. Strange really, cos my daughter was born in 2003. That might be a joke. Or it might be grounds for divorce. Perhaps if I was divorced, me and you could couple-up....and get that apartment rocking. You and me, Babe. How about it ?
    • Linda Joy
      As romantic as that proposal was, I doubt I'll ever marry again.
    • beaker95
      No, at your advanced age, you are probably correct. Old, withered and all dried up. Like dried apricot.
    • Linda Joy
      If that works for you run with it!
    • Ice man
      Always take the scissors away from him before telling him to run with it !!
    • Linda Joy
      Who let him have scissors to begin with?
    • beaker95
      The pubic lice nurse.....
    • Ice man
      Another "typo" ? That should be "POlice nurse" ...

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