ANSWERS: 12
  • Yep, my Mom.
    • Boola Boo
      Awwww that is so sweet.
  • Old friends who live on the other side of the country.
    • Ice man
      How did you know ?
  • Yes, I miss my sweetie a whole lot.
  • Yes...A Chinese girl that I let get away..She is/was the finest woman I've ever met.
    • Ice man
      Somehow the best ones always slip away. : (
  • Yes someone who lives in Iowa, she has MS and a host of other health issues and used to live close to me.
  • Yes. My friends neighbour. I always throw things at him from a moving car. But the bugger has the luck of the devil as I always miss him.
  • Yes, my grandson.
    • Ice man
      How & what about her, is it that you miss ? Her bony ass, or her brilliance ? She's on record for stating that you brought snapping turtles to her last pool party.
    • Ice man
      I don't think those little, saggy things qualify as breasts...
    • Ice man
      Or tits for that matter ...
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      But why is her immoral vocation, and perpetual lying to support evil not a problem, if this attraction you have isn't physical? You don't really want to stick your penis in her immoral vocation do you? You want to put it in her...turtle...otherwise called a "snapper" or coin purse. ... mm...I have to go make a deposit. *runs off, fastly*
  • My Mom.
  • I missed beaker, so I stopped by, but he is not speaking to me because along with joking, sometimes I have expressed anger, usually at American politics, but sometimes also about religion or crooked leg seams on someone's pants (oh that makes me mad!)
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      In life, actually I miss a lot of dead people mostly, but when you get older, the list of dead people gets longer than the list of living, see? mm
  • Yes I made a friend in Cleveland, this guy was completely on my level, we spoke for hours, then he went into a nursing home at the age of 56 then disappeared
  • we are dough, beaker95, Mr Floppy, Mr PantsFellDown
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      oh lol...well....Mr Floppy and Mr Pants Fell Down are both me (I started as Mr Pants but broke my e-mail account and had to make a new AB account to solve the problem of not getting any notices about posts). beaker is NOT me, but he's one of the funniest characters I've met online. I don't actually know who We Are Dough is. I've never really thought it could be beaker, more like maybe he's the guy who...oh wait, I shouldn't say my theory if I don't know it to be true, that could start a rumor. Okay We Are Dough is PROBABLY NOT DB Cooper then. Though authorities are still looking for the guy who mugged Bozo The Clown in 1967, however they have no reason to ask DB, um I mean We Are Dough about that either. Hope this clears things up. You know of course, there's only really two people here in total? You, and all my alter egos! :D
    • Linda Joy
      That's beaker95! lol! But Mr. Floppy, aren't you also level headed and Icup? Who else here is you?

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