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  • I think when Marconi invented radio he only had the trasnsmission of sounds in mind; but Tesla was much more fantastic and adventurous. He MUST have drawn up some plans for fart transmission . Look in the Smithsonian archives. I'm sure it's there. (right next to Mark Twain's underwear.) (Look for a sign that says "fart transmitter"). Now if it's not there, perhaps it was looted by the Nazis in WWII. But all is not lost. Simply have your astronuts fart into mayonnaise jars, cap them tightly, and send them back to Earth in escape pods. That oughta' do it.
    • beaker95
      Remind me not to eat mayo in your trailer.....
  • Yes, but it will take 4 years to get here.
    • beaker95
      Bit like President Kim Kardashian, then.....
    • Ice man
      Yes, exactly ...
    • beaker95
      We won't be staring at her hair, will we....?
    • Ice man
      Can if you want, but her back bumper casts a large shadow...

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