• There's no such line on my measuring cups.
    • we are dough
      Are they made in China...?
    • Ice man
      No, Mexico.
    • we are dough
      Don't tell the Commander in Chief.....
  • "The last time I gave a urine sample, it had an olive in it" - Rodney Dangerfield.
    • Ice man
    • we are dough
      "The last time I gave a urine sample, I got electrocuted"-We Are Dough...
    • Ice man
      Oh good, so that means you did resume the therapy..
    • we are dough
      One man's therapy is another man's good night out....
  • The law places limits on when a person is considered incapable to safely operate and vehicle. generally around 0.08. Biblically there is no stated limit but it does warn against gluttony as with anything else including food. Over indulgence in anything goes under the heading of gluttony. So it is when a person determines they have had too much to where they are out of control of themselves.
    • we are dough
      Can you make an alcoholic drink out of puffer fish and seagulls....?
    • dickw60
      I think I heard a puffer fish is poisonous and every seagull I have ever seen is totally full of shit so I think I will pass on this one if you don't mind....
    • Azlotto
      @dickw60...Lol...Well-played, Sir. : )
  • 1-23-2017 I don't know exactly, but every now and then there is a story about some twit trying to drink 21 shots of booze on his 21st birthday, and he does not survive the occasion.

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