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run to neighbors and call the police.
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I would say, "You are free now." (Three minutes later, he gets arrested.)
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keep him restrained and alive, and phone in for my reward !
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Play a game of chess with him. I'd want to see if he is the brilliant tacticion they say he is.
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hope he doesnt like kill me.
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I would restrain him and then preach to him for hours and hours.
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Ask him for his CIA membership number
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I would tie him up and force feed him pork rinds.
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Knock him out, tie him up, demand my reward.
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Jenga...
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Evangelise him...he needs to know the wrongs he has done.
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Act like I want to have sex, and then pull the knife out.. just kidding, call back up.
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slit his throat ear to ear and watch him bleed to death with a smile on my face.
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I would ask him why he terrorizes and he would say religion and I would say become a Pastafarian. No god can compare to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Things god never intended to be done with a living human being. And feed him lots of pork products and show him lots of porn. Yes, folks, the Queen of Anti-Porn would go that low just for this one and only time. After all if a Muslim sees a naked woman that's not his wife he has to commit suicide. Oh, did I leave that rusty spike in the wall? And you say he got lose? He ran into it? Oh, what a pity. Do I still get my money?
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Speak to him, find out how his mind works, how everything ticks, how the gears run and turn... I'd not harm the man, and I'd feel wretched about giving him over to the authorties, who would torture the man. He did what he saw as right - I don't agree at all - maybe he now regrets it - who knows?
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kick him in the bunnies, then turn him in for that 50 mil reward.
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I would put a shrinking potion on him and then squish him. This is what I professed to do in 6th grade, right after the world towers thing, and I will stick to it.
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Give him a bath. Then turn him in to collect the reward and use it to help children in Afgan and Iraq.
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Bitch slap him 'til Thursday
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Hope he's like he is in this video (after he says "Radaman".)
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Politely inform him about all the destruction he has brough upon the innocent people and not the real people he targeted because he cant get anywhere near to them. I will ask him to stop all the inhuman acts he is doing and tell him he is never going to achive his goal through this inhuman and foolish acts!
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Put him chains and bring him to the authorities.
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I thinks he now in CIA and he cut his must ash and have american passport and became retirement
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Talk to him. Understand him. Believe him when he says he had nothing to do with 911. Empathise with him with regard to US foreign policy. Agree that there are truly evil and manipulative forces at work in the Bush administration. Disagree that killing innocent people is a valid tactic to achieve anything. Turn him in. Get reward. Have big party.
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I'd pack the man a bong.
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I would give him the address of the nearest Police Station and tell him that it was taken over by terrorists.
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be quiet...very very quiet.
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give him a dollar
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I cannot tell you, but it involves testicles (his) and cutlery (mine).
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... introduce him to some pressure point pain and some very illegal Ninjitsu information extraction techniques, being sure to record it all ... when I have ALL he knows that may be usefull, hit him in the head in such a way as to crack his skull slightly and damage the part of his brain that controls higher thought processes, thereby destroying his personality and his memories and leaving him with the IQ of a carrot, but still very much alive ... then call the authorities to come and get him ... and then negotiate for a pardon for my vigilante actions and still get the reward in exchange for the extracted info ...
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why is it so dam hard for you cia and fbi people to do your job we all paying with our tax money to find good ole bin!!! he shopping at the mall in his home town every heard of earth web.. dum asses
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Shave his beard, make him wear a burqa, and punch him every time he had an opinion. See how he'd like it.
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Probably Strangle His Ass
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Pin him to the ground and dial 112 to get the police here asap!
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Feed him pork, and then take a week to kill him. He deserves no mercy at all.
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Knowing that it's a twist on Sartre's "No Exit", I would start singing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" fyi. the reason they haven't found him is because he's already in hell after having died from kidney failure.
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Talk to him. Understand him. I don't believe for a second what the media says. this man may have nothing to do with anything. The US government needed someone to blame to take the heat off of them.
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Ask him how feels being betrayed by the CIA, and the Bushs, and I thought it was funny how in the videos released he denied any part of 911, and even though the US government says he did it they stll ahve shown not one single piece of evidence to back it up, and how on the FBI'S 10 most wanted it strangely has left off 911, because the FBI has also said there is no evidence linking him to the attacks..
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Turbanate him!
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Pull out a clump of his beard (for DNA proof), douse him in pig's blood and gasoline, tell him, "You're going to burn in hell, but I didn't want it to come as a surprise to you, so I want you to experience what it might be like" and light him up...oh, and I'd televise on Al-Jazeer as a warning to all the others...
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I'd ask him what's it like working for the company, otherwise known as the CIA! You do know he was trained by the CIA, right?
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I would inform my company commander.
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Turn him over to the authorities.
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I would make him indulge in every excess he finds we americans repulsive for. Bring him McDonalds, and Burger King.. Maybe some Taco Bell..Have him watch cable non-stop for days and days..All of this non-stop until the day he says..."I can't find the remote", or "can I Biggie Size that". Then I would have him put to death in some insanely painful, yet meaningful way!!!
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Leave as quickly as possible.
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After I shot him between the eyes, I would see if he had any money on him.
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honestly, id give him about half an hour to get right with his God and life. then starting at his toes, with a sharp knife and hammer and slowly working my way up.... but in the end , we would bury him in a deep hole and then bury the shovel.
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Kill him and claim the reward.
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Well given that he wasn't trying to kill me? I'd talk to him... let him air his grievances. Try to figure out what exactly it is that he and his organization want. How could this be accomplished without all the violence or talk of exterminating people. If that didn't work I'd direct him here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=NVR8u0xnndI
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nock him out cut his balls off,then ring the f.b.i and demand my reward.
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Nothing, I would wait until sombody else shows up and inform them of his presence. I couldn't talk to him as there as language barriers, I couldn't tie him up as i don't generally carry such equipment around with me, and I wouldn't hurt his because I wouldn't see the point and I'm against such action unless threatened.
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play Jenga
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Weird question. Why would anyone want to be in a room with him.
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I am just a woman, a mother, and a lawyer. I would have to attempt to kill him, however. That is like all the Hitler questions. If you, alone, had the opportunity to kill Hitler, even if it meant you lost your own life, would you. I would have to say: yes. Hopefully my relatives would reap the benefit of the world's love for generations. (By the way, I am a hippy pacifist. This is saying a lot for me. There are VERY FEW people I would attempt to kill, even murderers. Perhaps mass murderers, and anyone who threatened the life of my daughter, only.)
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Beyond anything else afterward, the first thing I would do is kick him in the balls and watch him flop on the ground and roll around for a minute and maybe I would video tape it as well before posting it on YOUTUBE.
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I would kill him.
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Hmm good question. Who knows if he even exists. Ever heard of disinformation? Anyways if I had Osama bin laden in a room alone. From his reputation I would probably die. Seeing as how I found him thier by pure coincidence and am unarmed. Lets say I was armed. I would strip him down to search him, take him into custody and turn him in. Im not sure if I would take a cent of the reward. Everytime I spend a dollar I would be reminded of every civilian and every soldier who died to make this reward possible. I would probably donate it to families who have lost thier loved ones. Yes it sounds too good to be true. But I would, I couldnt spend a cent of that money myself.
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how fool you american people are...osama bin ladin is nothing but a myth created by bushy baby to find excuses to bomb muslim countries cz hez sick in head..:D
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Call 911. My 2 cents.
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ask him why
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Call the FBI. I wouldn't want to be responsible for meteing out justice.
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~~~~Make my first citizen's arrest~~~~
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Punch him in the face.
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I would take him to New York and leave him chained to the memorial and sell people potatoes(only because they would hurt moe than tomatoes)to throw at him!
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I would talk to him and find out what Americans have done to him for he to turn back on them the way he did! There's got to be something this country has done wrong in the Mid-east since the late 60's and 70's, this guy used to work with the CIA. What have they done to him to piss him off that bad?
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Slaughter a pig with a knife right in front of him before working him over.
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Crush his trachea.
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id give him an hour to make peace with his maker and then humanely execute him
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to be honest, i would probably just sit there kinda akwardly.
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I would rip his balls off then hand him to the US goverment and after that I would like to cash my check I've just got.
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i will stay in the room and have some tea with him.. then i will talk to him kind and question him about all that he have done in the world.. and i will encourage him to surrender and make peace with him and for the world... ^^
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capture him and get the reward.
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I'd comb his beard.
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Wet myself!
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Castration sounds good.
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Couldn't do much lying dead on the gound with soiled pants. I'd just stink up the room. That's what I'd do. But if he wasn't armed? I suppose I would engage in kungfu fighting with him until one had triumphed, then call McCain and tell him all about it just so I can hear him sputtering and listen as he has a heart attack. Then watch Obama become president by default. Good times, good times.
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Wonder how I got there, and why I'm alone in a room with him.
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I would not talk to him just go to work on him very very slowly.
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Ask him about all the meetings he had with American defense advisers and diplomats before he was listed as an enemy that most Americans don't know about. I would also like to know if hes had any communication with any one in America, including W. Bush who had his family members immediately and secretly flown out of the U.S. after 9/11. Yeah, i saw Fahrenheit 9/11. I would also like to know how hes been hiding in caves so well if he needs dialysis machines for his kidneys to stay alive.
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Say "Finally! TAG, YOU'RE IT!" That guy freaking RULES at Hide-and-seek. I've been "it" for seven YEARS now!
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Cut off his penis and testicles and feed them to him.
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make him shave!
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Kill the somonabiotch! With my bare hands, if necessary.
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Dial 1-800-is there still a bounty on Osama.
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Have him eat a canoli, and then one in the head.
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I would ask him how much does the CIA pay him! And I'd ask what exactly are his orders from the US!
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Knock him out and turn him in, collect $25 million.
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Try to find out the truth.
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I'd say, do you know how much money I'm going to get for you Osama? 10,000,000,00!!!
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Feed him four pounds of bacon, six pork chops, a pound of sausage, and a ham sandwich, then handcuff him and take him to be put on trial, convicted, and live out the rest of his days as the cellmate/girlfriend of a man called "Thundercock".
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Split his ball sack open and let them dangle off his crotch for a few hours before deep frying them and forcing him to eat them.
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Cash in on the reward!
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Convince him that I am really not a Pig and then ask for a B-job.
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I'd offer him a drink, a smoke if he obliged and proceed to have a lengthy discussion with him. I'd invite Noam Chomsky, Louis Theroux and a few other select journalist/writers before deciding what to do. I imagine a favoured course of action after this would be to send him to Europe to be tried.
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I don't think I could take it on my conscience to murder him, but I'd sure enjoy beating the hell out of him until DHS could get there.
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I'd do thing to that man that would make the Cenobites cry.
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keep him chained up until i get the FBI to get him...and wait for my award..
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i'd ask him some questions like, so what have you been up to recently. then i'd say You. Then i'd fart in his face..
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Get him!!!
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