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Tell him he's got the wrong house.
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Start playing something quick! Because all work and no play makes him worse!
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Just start singing "I Feel Pretty". He'll calm down and join in, eventually!
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I should wait for the director to yell cut. He's Jack, not Johnny,
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Take the gun out of your dresser drawer and shot him in the head. That's the American Way.
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get his autograph
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Tell him he did that almost 30 years ago and it's time to let it go. Then suggest he get some counseling for his inability to let go of the past:)
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QUICKLY!! REDRUM HIM.
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Jump out the window into the snow. Start the snow tractor and drive until you see civilization.
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If you cannot make it to the commode, than i peeing in your pants would be in order.
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Blow Johnny's head off.. :D
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Run, because I have the name he is looking for.
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Go get Shelly Duvall and when Jack inserts his head thru the bathroom door lean her close to him and say: Here's SHELLY!!!!! He should go running (screaming) for that maze thats outside.
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Grab the nearest remote control you can find. QUICKLY! Raise it over your head. DO NOT DELAY! It helps to have practiced ths before hand. Make sure your fingers are free. Now, without another wasted second ... CHANNGE THE CHANNEL!!!
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A few options 1) change the channel 2) fast foreward the dvd ot tape 3) SHOUT " Hey Johnny, Its ED McMann, Whats going On?" 4) start singing "johnny be good" 5) keep saying "RED RUM" 6) WAKE UP !! 7) get on the Answerbas Site and ask what to do. (Oh you just did that )
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tell him to get to work, stan's off sick again
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Lock him in the freezer when you get the chance.
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Jump out the window?
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Slide out the window and go hide in the maze!
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ask him to play sharards everyone loves sharards.........................................
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I'd tell you the truth but YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!
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Stand there naked (as a distraction of course) in front of him and Then Ask for his autograph! Back then the age that he was I thought he was brutally sexy!!!!
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Flick a booger on him , right between the eyes. That'll teach him !!!
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I live for just such a thing but, it never happens. Nobody ever even breaks in, much less smashes the door. I have a friend who had his wife's ex-husband smash through the patio door, and chase him around with an axe. I never get that lucky.
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Say "Hi Jonny! I'm Grampa!" (if you never saw the simpsons parody of it you wouldn't get it...(
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run like hell and hope he doesn't catch you,cause if he does you are dead.
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DAM IF YOU NEEDED TO GO THAT BAD YOU SHOULD'VE SAID SO, I'LL GET OUT
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Pull the trigger.
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Axe him what his problem is
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Make sure your contract gives you a percentage of the gross.
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Pass him the hash pipe, and don't be a bogart next time;)
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Just tell him " Oh, Mr. Nicholson, I really liked you in "Chinatown".
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Tell him that he can't handle the truth.
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Offer him some red ruM
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Ask him if he is crazy.
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Redrum him!
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Take out the sword and ask him who will kill first :)
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