What is the stupidest thing you have ever seen someone do driving?
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masterbate!!!!
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I was trveling round London and i saw the driver of the car in front moony out of the window,still dont know how he managed it but unfortunatly for him i was with my brother who is a police officer got his number ha ha.
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Attempt to paint their fingernails while driving. Yeah.
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Sit in the passenger seat with cruise on at 70 getting changed and holding on to wheel with one hand
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mess with their dentures...
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Head bang to extreme heavy metal! everyone stayed back a little. their car was kinda swerving from the left to the right. then another time, and i swear this is the truth, this guy was actually asleep. then he started to drift onto the side of the road, and i guess his wife realized what was happening and grabbed the wheel. it was almost 11:30, and we were on the highway. don't forget to always drink your coffee!
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I was driving down an interstate and saw a man driving with his left foot hanging out the driver's window
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Drink alcohol and or do drugs.
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Smoke a crack pipe.
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I was getting off the bus at a grocery store since I was being picked up everyday from there. Anyway, I was walking across the parking lot and this old lady starts backing up and basically hit me. Thankfully I was paying attention and was able to back off quick enough to not get run over. She wasn't even looking back to see if anyone was behind her. She would have hit me and ran.
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Picking their nose while driving. Blech!
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Shaving, talking on the mobile, physical fights between the people in the front seats, and bong smoking!
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I've seen somebody riding on the top of their car on the highway. Insane and reckless but funny when nobody got hurt.
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I have a list, here are just a few: Sit in the middle of an intersection in traffic. Sit on a rail crossing in traffic. Hang out in the blind spot of a semi truck. Drive on the wrong side of a divided highway. The number one on my list though is to pass a semi truck, pull in front of it far too closely, and hit the brakes.
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Run over the front of my car..lol
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A woman driving an suv on the interstate at 70 mph. She was talking on a cellphone, sun visor lowered to put on lipstick and steering the vehicle with her knees. I politely moved over to the shoulder and let her pass me by. I could just see the next morning's healines......... "Death by lipstick".
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Doing cross stitch...he was a regular commuter on the same route everyday and same time. Got to see how his projects progressed. Shocking, but skilled!
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A woman driving an suv on the interstate at 70 mph. She was talking on a cellphone, sun visor lowered to put on lipstick and steering the vehicle with her knees. I politely moved over to the shoulder and let her pass me by. I could just see the next morning's headlines......... "Death by Lipstick".
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changing their pants...kind of like the All State commercial, except the pants were orange...
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A family of ducks crossing the 401 near Milton Ontario. Problem for them was there was a concrete median in the centre. I know I was able to swerve and miss them, but I've never known what happened with all the cars behind me.
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While driving on the Veterans Parkway in Nashville, my wife i observed a golden eagle swoop down on a baby woodchuck and head for places unknown. Do you think these eagles also take away small dogs?
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Sex in a Lincoln Navigator in the break down lane of the highway.
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A car full of teenage boys holding up a sign that said: "Show me your tits" while my boyfriend was asleep beside me. Or the guy that was flicking his new tongue ring at me on the interstate that was quite amusing too.
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driving down to the lake near my house, I saw a couple going at it in the woods. not that weird besides the fact that it was noon and they were almost in direct vision of the main road.
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A fog, just above the top of the car, and on both sides, but the road was clear. It was after dark and it was like the twilight zone.
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Either a pair of rattlesnakes mating, or a tarantula migration involving several thousand spiders. Edit: The question changed from when I answered it. I'm leaving my answer unchanged to show the stupidity of the change in questions. Edit: And a special thank you to the lame little jackass who felt it necessary to down rate me after all these months.
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I was headed south on the outer loop in Baltimore, MD, and traffic was moving pretty briskly in both directions. I looked at the inner loop, northbound and watched as a huge tree growing near the shoulder began falling towards the roadway, to cross over several lanes. It fell onto a car that literally drove into it and the following vehicles began a pileup that was still being cleared when I was returning a couple of hours later.
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When I was little I was in the back seat of my mothers car and I was staring out at the big hills along side of us... And I saw a huge flash of light and something had lit on fire... Almost like an explosion of some kind...
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Bottle feeding an infant strapped in a car seat (in the back seat) while driving down the interstate.
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A woman was combing her hair and obviously not concentrating on the road because she nearly hit my bf car
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Stupidest? Drinking a beer.
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A woman applying make-up.
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a woman tweezing her eyebrows
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A bloke moonied while his passenger took the wheel,which was really funny as i was with my off duty policeman brother who took down his reg number.
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I pulled over a woman who was wrestling a chicken while driving in her beat up crap wagon. She was completely surprised that she COULD NOT drive with a chicken flapping around inside the car.
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reading the newspaper
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I swear this is true I saw a guy getting serviced by whoever the girl was that was doing him. He had one hand on the wheel and the other on the back of her head.
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On our way to florida me and my boyfriend actually saw a woman writing in a notebookon the steeringwheel of her car. doing about 80 on I75 south
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Read a book
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Read a flippin novel. ON THE FREEWAY! Hubby and I were on our yearly road trip and we see this guy going about 70mph READING a paperback novel. So I pull up beside him and my husband tries to motion to him, and he is just oblivious. Fortunately, a police car came up behind him, so I just sped up and changed lanes and continued on.
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attempt to take a picture
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I live in the uk & we have roundabouts here & flow of traffic moves to the left, i once saw a 4x4 towing a caravan go right onto oncoming lorries & cars, yikes, big crash
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shave. not with a razor, with one of those huge blade things they used to have at barber shops... you know the ones?
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It was me! Many, many years ago. I was trying to read a map. I ended up on the wrong side of the road. Luckily I noticed in time and there was no accident but there were witnesses! Very embarrassing, I'm just glad I learnt the easy way i.e. no one was hurt. Another time I tried to overtake a car when I shouldn't have. Okay, the car in front of me should have stayed out of the way if it was going to be that slow but I also should have abandoned the manouver. Yes it was all very very very embarrassing and I'm just glad no one got hurt.
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I saw one guy getting a BJ from his girl friend. I almost lost it there in uncontrollable laughter.
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I have seen people reading books and magazines while driving, also, passing on a hill or curve.
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Peeling an orange.
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This one has got to take the cake. We were driving along the road andsee a car weaving all over the place, there is a woman inside. She has no hands on the wheel, a dog in her lap, cell phone pinned to her ear with her shoulder, and painting her nails as she drives with her knees. I thought she was going to kill us and every other person on the road, but we luckily survived.
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A girl was clipping her nails and applying nail polish.
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A trucker doing a CROSSWORD PUZZLE while driving! I saw him doing that doing 75mph on I-94.
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eating corn on the cob
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I one time saw a woman brestfeeding her baby well she was driving her car.
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Drinking AND sleeping.
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this woman crashed into the left barrier of a bridge, reversed into the right barrier then went forward to crash on the left barrier again. It's a vid on the internet.
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cell phone,coffee,cigarette simultaneous!
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reading a novel.
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A man gave me the finger. I then saw him pull into my gated community where I live. He was applying to get a refinance on his mortgage......I am on the Board....Guess who voted "NO?" He lost 5-4.
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Man on freeway getting a job from the long haired passenger which would be the front right part of the car.
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I saw a woman driving at freeway speeds while applying makeup with BOTH HANDS!!!! It scared me so badly, I dropped my razor into my coffee!
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An A-Hole was riding my bumper , then flew around me flipping me off. He was so busy being a DICK that he didn't notice the lane closure and ( The newly Re-located) concrete divider ahead . Be the time he did see it, it was too late to react. He smacked the concrete divider so hard, all 4 wheels came off the ground and it took the whole left front & side of his truck off. He bounced off the inside of that truck like a rag doll.... I'm just glad he didn't go over it into on-coming traffic !!
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Driving standing up with head through the sunroof and getting blown at the same time!
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i saw a car driving up the wrong side of the road
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pulled over and let me drive
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A lady reading a book and speaking on her cellphone in rush hour bumper to bumper traffic in the middle of a Minnesota snowstorm...
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Well I did something really stupid while driving today. I turned onto the highway when there was a car coming and I thought for sure we were gonna crash. But thankfully they were able to stop and we avoided crashing. Very close call though. No more than two feet away from me in the end.
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Those stupid teenagers who ditch school, don't wear their seat belts, drive to fast and lose control of the car and kill their passengers.
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Driving a car in reverse going 60 mph. My 2 cents.
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I saw a woman yesterday looking bewildered while driving the wrong way through a roundabout.
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