ANSWERS: 28
  • The bit where everyone gets fish sandwiches.
  • I like where he realizes several thousand years after creation that the rules for salvation are completely wrong, so he sends down his son and lets him get murdered as a sacrificial lamb so that anybody who can be convinced that this is what happened will then be saved. Before, you had to do good stuff or something.
  • where god tells satan god's kids will murder him. i wonder what satan thought about that. you're part's great too. i like it.
  • "1Now when he saw the crowds, he went up on a mountainside and sat down. His disciples came to him, 2and he began to teach them saying: 3"Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 4Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted. 5Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. 6Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled. 7Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy. 8Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God. 9Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God. 10Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 11"Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. 12Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you."
  • My favorite part is the part where God gives Job up as a plaything, hey you're God why not.
  • I like what led up to that when Noah was building an ark and preaching for 40 years and no one paid him any mind and laughed at him.
  • I find it boring and impossible to read.
  • I like when he leads a bunch of people in circles in the desert promising a new home. then he tells them they cant enter it that they all gotta die off and there kids can have it instead.
  • When God tells Abraham to murder his son, and then at the last minute tells him it was a joke. Sort of an ancient version of April Fool.
  • I like the part where god drowns folks in the flood, and says well they could of went in the art and got saved...Would it hold literly millions of people?
  • Sorry, this answer was posted accidentally.
  • My favorite part of the Bible is Matthew 5:38-48 where Jesus teaches us to love our enemies and how to treat people who hate us.
  • HE purged the heathens/unbelievers..many times....its not a favorite of mine, a very sad part, as I AM was mad and 'sad'....HE would of 'started over' many times with the 'hard hearted' had Moses not plead with HIM...for chance after chance///
  • You know, I never thought of it that way. But he did say he was sorry afterward for having that little temper tantrum.
  • I think I like your favorite one. I can see the manga in mind's eye. Awesome!
  • Where he messes with Job just to settle a bet. +5
  • My favorite part is when He sends His only Son to die so that all of us, yeah - including you, can be forgiven for our sins without paying that same price.
  • The part where they beat the ever living shit out of his kid and kill him, But the kid gets back up and says HAHA!
  • Oh no. How about the guy that offers his daughters to rape instead of raping Angels. Was that Lot? What a guy!
  • When He, through His Son Jesus Christ dies on the cross and pays the penalty for my sin.
  • Wow, what a grumpy old git!
  • the part where he completely disappears as soon as the last page is written.
  • oh oh i know, the one where he put the old man and his wife in the wooden box and told them to take animals with them... i wonder how bad the place was smelling after those 30 or 40 days.. and i wonder how did the old people multiply? i mean, they were old..
  • Hey, when he smites the world with boils and sends freakishly scary things our way. I love those parts! Benny Hinn rocks!
  • mine's when god curses man and his descendants for all eternity because the prototypes he made ate some fruit that makes them able to understand Right from Wrong. now god's pissed because he told them not to eat from that fruit BEFORE they had the ability to understand Right from Wrong... . it's like slapping a 2-month old for pooping his pants. . scratch that, it's like cursing a 2-month old for all eternity for pooping his pants.
  • Who is this that darkeneth counsel by words without knowledge?
  • Okay I have another: The part where he sends a bear down from the mountain to kill a bunch of kids for mocking a bald guy.
  • I like the bit where God and Satan cooperate, and if they find someone who doesn't believe in God, they both metaphorically 'blind' and 'deafen' him so that it becomes almost impossible for him to change his view.

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