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It's too darn hot
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you better git before i bite a chunk out of your ass.
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"I gave at the office."
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To hell with u devil!!!!!!!! btw hows hitler, hows sadam
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You dont scare me..now if it were the I.R.S. showing up.....different story.
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First, I'd curse because I'd be so frightened/surprised, then I'd say, "I've got a bible and I'm not afraid to use it. God, help me!". Then I'd start saying my prayers, hopefully having enough time to get my rosary beads.
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Why the hoofs and horns? Did you lose a bet or something?
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"Get your muddy hoofs off my damn carpet!"
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I'd say " I have a nice pendant for you" and then give him the cross and tell him to use it.
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"...Me? Oh no no no. I think you're confusing me with that one girl. You know? That one who lives across the street? That's who you want."
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"Well, I'll be goddamned."
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Where did you get that crazy pitch fork,and are they mandatory down there? Should I just pack my bathing suit?
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Hey you owe mom 16 yrs of child support.
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"It's about damn time you showed up, I've been expecting you. Now, lets sit down over a nice bottle of tequila and talk some business..."
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could i borrow the pitchfork, i have some manure to spread.
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"ya i know, sorry about not starting WW III yet. it's kinda hard being a teenager and all."
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Crap, I need a psychiatrist.
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GO TO HELL, FATTY!
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"Go away Satan"
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Who else have you seen?
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Do me a favor, find the nearest active volcano and jump in.
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Would you mind giving my ex's lawyer a message went you go back?
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It took you this long to find me? You're losing your touch man...
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I'd challenge him to a fiddling contest.
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Hey. Am I really dead, or do you want a favour? Drink? Half sacraficed goat (it's a virgin goat!)?
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couldn't you have just taken the car without permission like everybody else?
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How many Black Sabbath cd's have you got ?
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F**K you, a**hole. ~~~~~ Well, you did ask.
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YOU'VE GOT A FACE LIKE A SMACKED ARSE.
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"Good afternoon, Mr. Vice President."
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Dad?? What you doing here?
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Hi satan hows it goin. Have you seen death, only I have this goldfish and he is sort of ill.
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Wanna be my partner?
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I don't want to offend anybody, but i'm not in trust with Satan. I only can infer that this comes from my beliefs and doctrines.
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hi buddy
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Get off whatever medication I'm on because I’m hallucinating.
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Get behind me?
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What the devil do you want?
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Work harder, your time is limited. I look forward to you being abyssed for all the misery that you have brought on mankind.
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No thanks I gave already
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But I tried to be good!
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This is really bizarre, why are you here? And why are you deciding to show up and talk to me? Are you real? Why do people fear you.. you look pretty docile.. oh.. shit.. uhm.. yeah, I am going to go.
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Wanna beer?
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I might have to laugh at him a little and remind him that he has already been defeated. =]
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"thanks alot for all the showing me the harder side of life to make me a better person."
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Go to hell.
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Go Away! A priest once told me that if you cast Satan aside with conviction, he cannot linger. lol
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Aren't you part of the Christian pantheon?
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"hi"
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''Go to Hell...''
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wow you really do look like jack Nicholson
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"in the name of Jesus..." that's all i have to say, unless he wants to hear me quote a bunch of scripture at him he dont hang around after that.
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Why don't you write!
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Duuuude!....WTF? . . .
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This is not the greatest front door in the world, it's just a tribute...
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Where did you get that great red suit? It makes you look hot. And, hey, did you know you're on the can of Underwood's deviled ham?
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i would throw holy water on him, if i didnt have any i would fall down and pray my heart out
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Who in the hell is you?
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Hi.
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"Get out of this place, you are not welcome;In the Name of Jesus."
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Hey! What's up... me?
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Hey long time no see..Hows my family treating ya..Needed a break huh..come on in, wipe the hooves first..whatcha drinking?..LOL
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you were supposed to come back after two more years not too months stupid!
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you were supposed to come back after two more years not too months stupid!
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Here, have some love! Then *poof* he disappears instantly, since it is a common fact that positive energy cancels out negative energy.
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Go to hell
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I'd say "Welcome back!!". Trust me, in one way or another, he's been here before. I may not be capable of committing ALL of the Deadly Sins, but I do try. So, I'd invite Him in, and make Him a nice cup of green tea. We'd sit and talk, and complain about that Jesus character, and all the trouble he's been causing, and his Republican minions, and the corporations they all serve, and we'd shed a tear or two at what they are doing to the planet. We'd finish our tea, and He'd get up to go, and He'd leave me a stack of real hot porn, (He knows Lust is my favorite!), and, Poof!!, He'd be gone.
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"Wanna come in for a cup of tea?"
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In te name of God the father,Jesue the son and the Holy Sperit,Get thee behind me satan. And what so ever you ask in Jesus name shall be done.
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wotcha!
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devil or angel?
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I would tell him to "Go to Hell"!!!
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Get lost!
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Well im surprised u showed here i mean wat r u going to do.. o right that.. well i think God would like to kick your ass out of here and i think He will help me w/ that so go back to Hell and take your freinds w/ you...
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Get behind me.
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So what brings you up here, business or leasure?
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Better luck next time.
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"Take your greasiness back to Hell, thanks."
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How does it feel to be defeated jackass? Then beat the crap out of him!
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I dont want any of what your selling.Move on.
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Wipe your damm feet ive just cleaned.
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Nice seeing you, now go back to hell...
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Hello, Mr. President.
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Have You just ran a marathon cos your a little bit red in the face!
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I would probably scream and run the other way if possible.
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So you are real well what can you do, how may i help you?
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I'd ask him to give me robot hands so I can play the holophoner to impress Leela.
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1."what the...? Bush? Whatcha doin here? 2.*look around on all sides* who asked for a lawyer?
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"Well, I guess I was wrong."
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Have a dance?
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Hot enough for ya? ;-)
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Shake my head.
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Hillary, I thought the devil was male. Of course I guess you could be a male.
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i would tell him to go to hell :D
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I would probably say, "hi, my name is Rosie..are you hungry? Can I give you anything to eat or drink?" :)
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"My names Johnny, and it might be a sin, "But I'll take your bet - your gonna regret 'cause i'm the best that's ever been!" Johnny rosin up your bow an' play your fiddle hard 'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia an' the devil deals the cards. And if you win you'll get this shiny fiddle made of gold, but if you lose the devil gets your soul! The devil opened up his case, and he said "I'll start this show," And fire flew from his finger tips as he rosined up his bow. And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss, Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this: When the devil finished Johnny said, "Well, you're pretty good ol' son, "But set right in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done!" (chorus) Fire On The Mountain, Run Boys Run! Devil's in the House of the Rising Sun, The Chicken in the Bread Pan Peckin' Out Dough, Granny Does Your Dog Bite, No Child, No! The devil bowed his head, 'cause he knew that he'd been beat, And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet. Johnny said, "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again, "I done told you once you son of a gun I'm the best there's ever been! And he played Fire On The Mountain, Run Boys Run! Devil's in the House of the Rising Sun, The Chicken in the Bread Pan Picken Out Dough, Granny Will Your Dog Bite, No Child, No!
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Hello Dr.Laura when you going to quit talk-radio?
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So..... Who are you going to put into office in '08 ?
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nice to meet you.
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First, I would accuse him of being a hallucination, a symptom that I ate something that didn't agree with me or was mentally ill. If that couldn't be it, then I guess I'd express deep surprise at his existence. Next, I'd try to get answers out of him about the big questions. Of course I'd get lies if his reputation holds up, but knowing that, I could dig a few kernels of truth out of his answers. I definitely would ask him what this all hub-bub between him and God was about - was God just petty being offended by Lucifer's pride, or was it more that God was pissed because Lucifer helped mankind to eat from the Tree of Knowledge, giving us knowledge of good and evil and bringing us more to God's level. Finally, I'd ask him if he could swipe an apple from the Tree of Life for me, if he had happened to grab one way back when. I might suggest selling him my soul in exchange for some sort of immortality. Of course he wouldn't make me completely immune to death, or he'd never get the soul, but maybe if I could be about as immortal as those Highlander immortals that need to be decapitated, that could work!.
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