ANSWERS: 35
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Glad that bitch is dead........
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Well, I wanted to say. "Why do people insist on having the casket open so people can gawk and mumble about the way the dead body looks".
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To the widower - 'call me when you're ready to date'
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"About time! Now let's get the Will read!"
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Sh*t happens.
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Start singing "Ding Dong the witch is dead".
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I saw him last Friday and he looked fine.
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You shouldn't sing "Staying Alive."
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did they leave behind a lot of money
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i'm glad he died or he deserved to die
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Damm , He/She was good in bed ... oops, are YOu the widow/widower ? +5
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okay, who is gonna be next?
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"Did they pay all these people to come here?"
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I'll tell ya she was a good lay before. She's even better now!
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Hey guys the (belch) coffin doesn't flush, what's wrong with the plumbing? (belch) (sway a little bit and zip up pants)
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Is it over yet?
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Is there food afterwards?
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Thank God they didn't do an autopsy.
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(Open casket) "Wow, he/she looks like shit"
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Where's the food?
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its about damn time he kicked the bucket.
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The widow's crying is put on. She's been waiting a long time for this moment to marry that guy at work. +5
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He/She looks better.
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Uh oh! The eyeballs have fallen in already!! What's that stink? Who farted??
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I didn't think I hit him that hard!!
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Ooh! When's the food arriving? That's the only reason I came.
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Well, Aunt Mavis, I'll see you at the next one, unless of course it's your own.
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So when is this thing over anyways?
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Hey i asked this same question a couple of months ago! . . . . But i will answer anyways. Ithink the worst thing you can say at a funeral is, ~~~~~~~~~~~~ So, who is next~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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So we're here to celebrate his death right? We've got a lot of celebrating to do!!!
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They got what they deserved...
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George looks better than he did alive, they fixed him up good.
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I think I saw him/her MOVE! ZOMBIE!!!
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When are you going to start dating?
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Who died, again?
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